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12 Days Of Perezmas! 2 Inappropriately Shaped Buildings!

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On the second day of Perezmas, our true love gave to us…

Two inappropriately shaped buildings!

Even if you skipped that human sexuality class in high school where you learned how to put a condom on a banana without using your hands, you're probably aware procreation happens in nature when a male phallus enters a lady crevice and leaves behind his little friend!

So what better way to celebrate Christmas, a.k.a. the day Jesus was born thanks to body parts doing magical things, than to celebrate the act of conception itself?! LOLz!!

In case you somehow missed them, this ain't the first holiday gift we've given you!

Been in a cookie-induced food coma and missed the previous days of Perezmas? Then receive the gifts of 12 Twerking Mileys, 11 Babies Poppin, 10 Terrible Twitter Feuds, 9 Naughty Nip Slips, 8 Awkward Jennifer Lawrence Moments, 7 Housewives In Hot Water, 6 Brit-Brit Snapshots, 5 Golden Peeeeeeens, 4 Kanye Freakouts, and 3 Bieber Busts!!

And, without further ado, here are two super sweet buildings that look like a vagina and a penis, respectively, when viewed from space…

Jon Stewart Can't Help But Notice That Qatar's New Soccer Stadium Looks Like Giant Lady Parts [CLICK HERE]

Google Satellites Discover Christian Science Church Is Actually Giant Brown Dong! [CLICK HERE]

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Robin Thicke Gives Us Blue Ballz & Blurred Lines At The EMAs! See Him Perform HERE!

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Like a space ship powered by Dutch windmills, this performance was bold, beautiful, full of energy, and totally out of this world!!!

Robin Thicke took his talents to the EMA stage just minutes ago and it was AH-Mazing!!!

His rendition of Blurred Lines knocked us on our ass so hard we're going to be bruised for days!!!

Ch-ch-check it out (above)!

Sweet! We wish he would've rocked a few more pieces of Dutch flair, though!!

Dancing in clogs! Pinning a tulip behind the ear! Cutting off his own ear!

Still, he's sooooo hot!! He could coat us in his delicious Hollandaise sauce any day, LOLz!!

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Google Satellites Discover Christian Science Church Is Actually Giant Brown Dong! See It HERE!

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Meanwhile, in space…

We loved Gravity, but now we almost wish the plot centered around two good-looking astronauts — still played by George Clooney & Sandra Bullock — who discover Earth's giant chocolate peen while doing their space walk! Maybe it causes them to laugh so hard that they use up all of their oxygen and nearly perish!

Because, as it turns out, this big brown space sausage is actually a thing!!!

The religious elders who approved an architectural plan of a Christian Science building in Dixon, IL — get it? Dixon? Take your time, we'll wait — probably had no idea that their pretty little building would wind up looking like a perfectly proportioned replica of Wesley Snipes' enormous ebony penis (scaled 14:1) when viewed from space!

Unfortunately, a lack of foreskin foresight on their part doesn't prevent Google's satellites from picking up an aerial (money) shot of the biggest boner in all of Illinois!

Or maybe they knew precisely what they were constructing all along! Perhaps this is an offering to a benevolent God that knows the value of a good vomiting cobra when He or She sees one!

Either way, they even thought to include a thicket of pubic hair-esque shrubbery!

Oh, life! Sometimes UR too good to be true!

[Image via Google Maps.]

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Miley Cyrus Is A Seksi Space Cadet In Teaser For Future's Real And True!

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In space, no can hear you twerk…until now!

Miley Cyrus, in what could possibly double as the seksiest ad for NASA ever, dons a spacesuit, a helmet, and those doe eyes in the teaser for Future's upcoming song Real and True!

The song features Miley, and songwriter-producer Mr Hudson…and an alien that stowed away onboard that Miley has to eject with the spaceship's airlock!

Okay, that's the plot of Aliens, but here's hoping that will tie into the music video too!

We've already seen the astronaughty photo of Miley in full-body metallic paint from this music video, and now this AHmazing teaser comes out, so yeah, we DID just call Space Camp again!

And yeah, it's official: we are TOO old for Space Camp! They've blocked our number.

After seeing this we're all counting down to ignition, waiting for the music video to premiere on MTV November 10th, at 6:55pm…or at 1855 hours military time.

Ch-ch-check out the intergalactic teaser (above)!!!

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Harry Styles STILL Has A Crush On Jennifer Lawrence (But He Has A Better Chance Of Going Into Space!)

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This isn't the first time Harry Styles has mentioned that the One Direction he'd like to go with Jennifer Lawrence is forward.

He reportedly developed a huge crush on the Hunger Games star after her Oscar win.

But now Harry seems to be reaffirming his affection for Miz Katniss. He says:

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Gravity Rockets To Record Breaking Weekend!

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Unless you're George Clooney and Sandra Bullock, in which case a record amount of people heard you scream.

Gravity left its audience, like its astronaut characters, in suspended suspense, and lifted off this weekend with a soaring $55.5 million, the best October opening ever!

The terrifying space thriller, directed by Alfonso Cuarón, has George and Sandra playing two astronauts who attempt to survive the final frontier after their shuttle breaks up like a Miley Cyrus-Liam Hemsworth engagement: multiple times!

Ugh, that's what happens when you shut down the Government, y'all! NASA goes cray!

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One Direction's Harry Styles Paying Big Bucks To Be First Celeb In Space!

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Harry Styles has One Direction he wants to go- up!

The singer has reportedly been trying to grab a seat next to Justin Bieber on the maiden voyage of Virgin Galactic.

Apparently Harry wants to join the first commercial space flight so much, he's already shelled out over $240,000! But even that might not be enough for the exclusive A source says:

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