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Google Satellites Discover Christian Science Church Is Actually Giant Brown Dong! See It HERE!

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Meanwhile, in space…

We loved Gravity, but now we almost wish the plot centered around two good-looking astronauts — still played by George Clooney & Sandra Bullock — who discover Earth's giant chocolate peen while doing their space walk! Maybe it causes them to laugh so hard that they use up all of their oxygen and nearly perish!

Because, as it turns out, this big brown space sausage is actually a thing!!!

The religious elders who approved an architectural plan of a Christian Science building in Dixon, IL — get it? Dixon? Take your time, we'll wait — probably had no idea that their pretty little building would wind up looking like a perfectly proportioned replica of Wesley Snipes' enormous ebony penis (scaled 14:1) when viewed from space!

Unfortunately, a lack of foreskin foresight on their part doesn't prevent Google's satellites from picking up an aerial (money) shot of the biggest boner in all of Illinois!

Or maybe they knew precisely what they were constructing all along! Perhaps this is an offering to a benevolent God that knows the value of a good vomiting cobra when He or She sees one!

Either way, they even thought to include a thicket of pubic hair-esque shrubbery!

Oh, life! Sometimes UR too good to be true!

[Image via Google Maps.]

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Miley Cyrus Is A Seksi Space Cadet In Teaser For Future's Real And True!

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In space, no can hear you twerk…until now!

Miley Cyrus, in what could possibly double as the seksiest ad for NASA ever, dons a spacesuit, a helmet, and those doe eyes in the teaser for Future's upcoming song Real and True!

The song features Miley, and songwriter-producer Mr Hudson…and an alien that stowed away onboard that Miley has to eject with the spaceship's airlock!

Okay, that's the plot of Aliens, but here's hoping that will tie into the music video too!

We've already seen the astronaughty photo of Miley in full-body metallic paint from this music video, and now this AHmazing teaser comes out, so yeah, we DID just call Space Camp again!

And yeah, it's official: we are TOO old for Space Camp! They've blocked our number.

After seeing this we're all counting down to ignition, waiting for the music video to premiere on MTV November 10th, at 6:55pm…or at 1855 hours military time.

Ch-ch-check out the intergalactic teaser (above)!!!

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Harry Styles STILL Has A Crush On Jennifer Lawrence (But He Has A Better Chance Of Going Into Space!)

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This isn't the first time Harry Styles has mentioned that the One Direction he'd like to go with Jennifer Lawrence is forward.

He reportedly developed a huge crush on the Hunger Games star after her Oscar win.

But now Harry seems to be reaffirming his affection for Miz Katniss. He says:

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Gravity Rockets To Record Breaking Weekend!

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Unless you're George Clooney and Sandra Bullock, in which case a record amount of people heard you scream.

Gravity left its audience, like its astronaut characters, in suspended suspense, and lifted off this weekend with a soaring $55.5 million, the best October opening ever!

The terrifying space thriller, directed by Alfonso Cuarón, has George and Sandra playing two astronauts who attempt to survive the final frontier after their shuttle breaks up like a Miley Cyrus-Liam Hemsworth engagement: multiple times!

Ugh, that's what happens when you shut down the Government, y'all! NASA goes cray!

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One Direction's Harry Styles Paying Big Bucks To Be First Celeb In Space!

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Harry Styles has One Direction he wants to go- up!

The singer has reportedly been trying to grab a seat next to Justin Bieber on the maiden voyage of Virgin Galactic.

Apparently Harry wants to join the first commercial space flight so much, he's already shelled out over $240,000! But even that might not be enough for the exclusive A source says:

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Iran Wants To Send A Persian Kitty Into Space!

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It's like Iran has taken something out of our dreams — an adventuring space-kitty cat that defeats the evils of the universe with its bravery, purrs, and soft pawwws — but something tells us it isn't going to be the best time the cat has ever had!

We all know how terrified the monkey they sent up was (and how some even questioned whether it was the same monkey when it landed)!

The cat, according to top scientists, could be a Persian cat: a long-haired, flat-faced breed (we've shown you an example of what it will exactly look like above). They expect the furry feline to touch the heavens around March 21, the end of their year.

But hold up! The report said a mouse and rabbit also are under consideration, so like, the cat better not f*** up between now and then!

LOLz! (But for real.)

The launch reportedly would be with a larger, liquid-fueled rocket. One of the reasons they're looking into this stuff, they claim, is to put their own satellites into orbit to 'monitor natural disasters' in the nation, improve telecommunications and expand military surveillance in the region.

But first: CATS.

(Or a mouse or rabbit.)

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Dreams Are Real Music Video Features Cats And Dreamscapes And Just Total Amazingness!!

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We know that sometimes we throw around the phrase "best thing ever."

But believe us when we say… this is the best. thing. EVER!!

From the minds of Katie Akana and Ryan Barger comes a music video about:

"Time travel. Space Exploration. Violence. Drama. Love. Cats. Dreams."

Hmm… yup, that all checks out. It's the best thing ever. The numbers don't lie.

So why are you still reading?

Check out the video (above) to watch the best thing in the history of anything everrrrr!

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