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Who is this blonde adonis?

Whoever he is, Minnie Driver is one lucky woman! Check out those calves! that back! those biceps!

Damn, gurl. Congrats!

Course, he's a pretty lucky bastard too. It IS Minnie after all!

UPDATE: A perezcious reader has informed us that Minnie's "mystery man" is Matt Felker, a model/dancer who was previously romantically linked to Jennifer Aniston and Selma Blair! He's also known for being the dude in Britney Spears' Toxic music video.

[Image via Ability Films.]

Tags: blonde, kissing, making out, minnie driver, muscles, new boyfriend, spank, tan

LOL!!

Chelsea Handler posed for the photo above with a man who she thought was Cee-Lo's brother, but it turns out he was an impostor!

"I like to let black men slap me on the ass when they come on the show," she joked during the interview with Cee-Lo. "I thought I was being nice to him and it would maybe help me get you on the show."

But Cee-Lo told her the truth: "That's not my brother. Never settle for second best."

HIGHlarious!!

Tags: brother, fake, spank

Pink’s music and style has always been edgy, but her views on parenting are old fashioned — when your kids act up you should hit them.

She is speaking from her own experience growing up a rebellious youth, and insisting that her dad’s spanking were what kept her from dying young.

Said Pink:

"I think parents need to beat the crap outta their kids… I think the whole spanking thing and how it's gotten all PC (politically correct) is for the birds. [My dad] put me through a wall; it's the only reason I'm still alive."

Pink’s parents eventually kicked her out of the house at age 15, but she doesn’t hold that against him.

"I deserved it. I would have kicked me out when I was eight… I was not comfortable with authority or rules. I was bad."

What do U think about spanking you kids to teach them a lesson?

Tags: pink, rebellious, spank

Well…at least this time he only wants to spank her.

Last month, Jerry Lewis said the following about Lindsay, which we did NOT appreciate:

"I would smack her in the mouth. I'd smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would say 'you deserve this and nothing else. Whack! And then if she's not satisfied, I'd put her over my knee and spank her. The same thing with Paris Hilton. Those children are begging for help. What they're doing is saying I'm fucked up. Can you help me?"

At Quentin Tarantino's Friar's Club Roast on Wednesday, Lewis was asked again about Lindsay. Here's what he had to say this time:

[She's a] "fresh, dumb broad" [who] "needs a spanking on her ass to get her to put herself where she belongs!"

Not the nicest comments, however Lewis did also say the following:

[She belongs] "in a good place that has good stuff!" [And] "she'll find it!"

All right, Jerry. You kept yourself better in check this time, so we SUPPOSE we'll give you credit for that.

What do U think of Jerry's LiLo comments?

[Image via WENN.]

Tags: friars club roast, jerry lewis, smack, spank