“I will put her over my knee and pull up her dress — she doesn’t wear panties anyway — and give her a good old-fashioned black woman’s spanking. Send her to me. I’ll take her ass out. She’ll get a good old-fashioned Miss J. spanking.”
- The fierce Miss J from America’s Next Top Model on what he'd do to get Lindsay Lohan to behave.
When asked about who she'd love to work with, Ke$ha replied, "Anywhere from a Mick Jagger to a Prince to a David Bowie. But also I’d be as honored to share a song with Rihanna as I’m honored to share her stage during our concert tour.”
“I don't know what she would be learning from me, aside from how to look like a maniac, but I definitely learned a lot from her. I've only been performing pop music for under a year, so I'm relatively new to the arena thing. It's terrifying, so I really do, every night, watch her, and she's so graceful and so sweet and so badass. I saw her yesterday, and she spanked me - always keeping me on my toes. She's the sickest.”
We hate to say it, but this is a collaboration we'd like to see!
Hasan Minhaj hosted the, well, weird night, and he delivered some jokes -- and that included a good handful of ones about Trump even though he didn't want to be involved. He touched on Russia, Trump's NUMEROUS problems with the press, and all the issues facing minorities and basically everyone Trump is attacking.
The comedian also took some time to roast the Trump kids who have foolishly supported their dad just because he's that, their dad.
But our fave part had to be Minhaj calling out Trump as a liar because that is straight up what he is! It's not even a joke!
So unless you are Trump himself, watch and enjoy the roasting (above)!