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Attention, Twi-Hards! RPatz Wants To Date More!

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What's that, bb??

That sparkling, vampire face of yours doesn't get the pleasure of romantic company?!

Blasphemy!

Robert Pattinson recently revealed that despite his smoldering SEKSINESS, he hasn't been going on dates with the laaadies!

He says:

"I would like to go on a date. I'm just saying. I'm just putting that out there. Because I never go on dates anymore."

Aww! Is that Stewie Puss Puss too busy lezzing it up and not paying you any attention anymore??!

We think it's for the best!! You are far too pretty for her fug!

LOLz!

[Image via AP Images.]

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The CW Preps For Summertime Vamp-Fest Thursday Nights!

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Oh, goodness.

They'll put just about anything on the air, so long as there's a hawttie lusting for blood in it, won't they?

In an attempt to keep the vampire craze going, The CW is re-airing the shiteous 2007 series Moonlight on Thursday nights this summer, along with repeats of their smash The Vampire Diaries!

Moonlight aired on CBS for only season before it was kicked to the curb, and it starred Alex O'Loughlin as a vampire private eye!

LOLz! Yeah. There's a reason it was cancelled, folks.

What do U think?? Will U be tuning in to the CW on Thursday nights this summer for your sparkly vamp fix??

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Kellan Lutz Gets Sexed Up!

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Good lord! Why hasn't anyone hosed this boy down before?!

Check out these OUT OF CONTROL HAWT photos of Kellan Lutz in Interview Magazine!

We prefer this vampire with more sweat, less sparkle!!

Jaw, meet floor!!

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Kellan Lutz Gets Stalked By Freddy Krueger!! Watch!

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Eek! We LOVE the original, but the more of this we see, the better it looks!

Check out the always SEKSI Kellan Lutz shed his sparkly vampire skin and face off against Freddy Krueger in this just-released clip from the revamped A Nightmare on Elm Street!

Pretty scary if you ask us!!

Thoughts??

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The Closest Most Girls Will Get To Feeling Up R-Patz!

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Girls! WHOA!! Relax!!

Twi-hards in NYC and London collectively aneurysm'd today when the wax figures of their beloved sparkly vampire, Robert Pattinson, were launched at both Madame Tussauds Wax Museum sites!!

Spokewoman Liz Edwards said:

'R-Patz is one of the hottest celebs on the planet. We are delighted to be able to give them (the fans) the chance to cosy up with their idol here at Madame Tussauds and, judging by the reactions of the first to meet him here this morning, he is set to top our most-kissed list of celebrities very quickly.'

We're worried Twi-hards are going to do a lot more than they kiss that thing!! Those chicks are getting PERVY!!

How long before you think someone tries to take his clothes, or worse, a piece of him??!

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