We told you this might happen last week, but now it's official!
Our beloved Bradley Cooper will play Rocket Raccoon in Marvel's upcoming Guardians of the Galaxy!!!
Woo hoo!!! We cannot wait to see his marvel-ous man-muscles displayed on the big screen and… Wait, he's playing a raccoon?! An animated raccoon?!
Ugh!!! Nooo!! What about his biceps? What about his triceps? What about his pecs? HAS ANYONE EVEN CONSIDERED HIS SPARKLING BLUE EYES?!