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You don't want to get bitten by a banana spider…or do you????

While a bite from this Brazilian wandering spider won't give you superpowers, it will give you an intense PAINFUL erection.

Yep…you read that correctly…a PAINFUL and POWERFUL erection.

…Along with other symptoms like tremors, shortness of breath, and excessive salivation.

You know, the uze…

So, the brilliant minds of American and Brazilian scientists have tested the venom on elderly rodents with erectile dysfunction, hoping the spider juice can help humans with ED.

Yep…so instead of spiders, you get pills…probably a safer alternative…

Then again….probably not…who needs an erection with a seizure attached to it?!

LOLz!

Tags: banana spider, erectile dysfunction, erection, health, spider, venom

Why anyone wants to play with a spider, we don't have a clue.

A spider finds itself attracted to a mysterious red light and it can't resist!

So it chases it…and chases it…AND CHASES IT!!!!

Watch (above) as this spider tries to play tag with a light!

Tags: chase, laser pointer, mysterious, red light, spider

Ewww, ewwww, ewww, EWWWW, more ewww…and we can't forget to mention..EWWW!!!

A Chinese doctor got a VERY unpleasant suprise when he checked a patient's ear canal.

What did he find you might ask????

A FRICKING SPIDER!!!! JUST CHILLIN INSIDE HER EAR!

Can you imagine that? Like "Hey Doc…my ear feels funny…" "Okay, let's take a look"

THERE'S A SPIDER IN YOUR EAR!!!!

Now for the worst part…scientists state that incidents like this can occur more often due to global warming…

Yep..we are no longer sleeping…EVER!

Tags: china, crazy, disgusting, ear, eww, spider, wacky

The itsy-bitsy spider
 - climbed up the computer screen.


The spider wouldn't vacate
 - so instead his reality did!


He traveled through dimensions
 - and then dub step got his attention. 


And the itsy-bitsy spider - climbed down the computer screen.

Watch the amazing clip (above) of a spider being taken through a wormhole, kind of.

Tags: bitsy, dance, dimension, dubstep, itsy, music, spider, youtube

The itsy bitsy spider climbs inside a naked man's house…

Down came the spider and WASHED THE MAN OUT!!! FAST!

Illinois police responded to complaints of a bloody streaker running

Tags: albion, illinois, man, naked, silly, spider, streaker, wacky

Simon Pegg, like many before and after him, suffered from arachnophobia.

So when a spider entered the room, Simon left the room!

But now that he has kiddies, the actor has conquered his fear of spiders, especially for the sake of his two year old, Matilda.

Tags: arachnophobia, children, fear, matilda pegg, simon pegg, spider

Run for your lives India!

An unknown species of venomous spiders has claimed the lives of two people in Sadiya, India.

Witnesses claim that the spiders latch onto and bite anything that moves or breathes.

What's worse:

Tags: attack, bite, india, sadiya, spider, unknown, venom