Spirit Airlines is known for two things: being an airline and being awful at being an airline.
They tout themselves as having the lowest fares cause they don't bundle those "useless" things like free drinks, free carry-ons (bumping up fees for the holidays) and in-flight internet. They're also kind enough to charge you outrageous fees for all checked baggage!
Well, their newest ad fits right in with their style.
It sounds like it was written as a joke by a 14-year-old intern, crumpled up, thrown away, then fished out of the trash by some marketing person who for some reason thought it would make a good ad. It reads: