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The World Is Against Chris Brown, But He Has God And Rihanna Behind Him!

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Well, we guess this is a better way to show support than just taking topless photos and posting them online, like she usually does!

As if Rihanna appearing at Chris Brown's court hearing (as seen above) weren't nutso enough, given that he wouldn't have even been in that situation if he hadn't brutalized her way back in 2009, the Barbadian songstress also decided to share with him - and the rest of us - some words of spiritual wisdom…via Twitter!

Yesterday afternoon, she posted:

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The Simpleton Gets Holistic!

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Oh, that silly, silly JSimpleton!

The singer/reality star has hopped on the holistic healing train, and has been tweeting up a storm about the entire process!

She wrote yesterday:

Shocked my system with a vegan diet, special Pu-erh tea from China, and cupping since friday! Who am I right now? This might be too clean!

Has anyone ever tried cupping? When u know you are doing something good for ur body the meditation creates intense visions. Love it!

Master Wang is the Healer working with me this weekend. He has a program called Total Vitality. www.medicinebuddhas.org www.zenandtea.com

Just so everyone is clear.. this has NOTHING to do with weight! It is about understanding my body through hydration and alkalinty…

HA! Intense visions? Was she trying cupping or peyote?!

That being said, we hope this new fascination sticks!

It will be a whole new spiritual Simpleton! Get out the hemp, gurl, and find your chakras!

And just so you're aware, Slim Jims are not vegan! Bwa ha ha!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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Ke$ha's Tips For Spiritual Living

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This is some serious gross shiz.

Sewer rat pop singer Ke$ha is apparently having some sort of bizarre spiritual re-awakening, so she bought a new accessory that makes us want to BARF even more than we normally want to when we think of her!

She says:

"I'm into energy. I recently went to see a past-life regressionist, who is also a psychic. I wear my placenta around my neck every day, because it's supposed to give you second sight. I feel like I've had many lifetimes before."

Couldn't that past-life regressionist told her that to have second sight, she needs to shower?? Or keep her dumbass mouth shut??

We doubt this is any more than a disgusting publicity stunt, but it's still completely nasty.

Keep the placentas away from us, Ke$ha!!

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