
Drown your sorrows in booze, gurl!
It's your birthday and we promise not to judge you! Especially since you must be heartbroken that your beau bailed on you!
Stacy Keibler turned 33 on Friday and George Clooney was nowhere to be found.
The former wrestler and current girlfriend of the A-list actor spent the evening at NYC's Provocateur with a group of supportive friends — none of whom ever played Batman in a feature film!
There was good news, though! Stacy had many other men to choose from!
An onlooker revealed:
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Oh, Ben! How many Jen's do you need in your life?!
Ben Affleck admitted in a recent interview that even eight years after their split, he maintains a close relationship with J.Lo!
Not a sexual one, obvi! The dude is happily married to action-star Jennifer Garner — she would kick the crap out of him if he ever effed over her or their kids!! But he does keep in touch!
Ben described his current interactions with Jennifer Lopez, explaining:
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Good for you, gurl!
No woman likes to be played, but Rhea Perlman did something about it! She kicked out her shorty with a wandering-eye and is moving on with the next chapter of her life.
Cameras caught the funny gal standing tall as she entered her lawyer's office yesterday and she definitely lost some weight — on her hands!
Presumably en route to make sure Danny DeVito couldn't plunder her hard-earned frequent flier miles, we were totes excited to see her strut her stuff confidently with no wedding band on her ring finger!
Way to go, Rhea! Get back in the game!!
We realize a visit with her attorney isn't as hardcore as an afternoon matinee of Thunder From Down Under but she looks like a woman who is single and ready to mingle!
After a 30 year marriage to The Penguin, we imagine she's in for one heck of a rebound!!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
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Oh noes, what super bad news!
That pun was terrible — but sometimes you need to laugh to keep from crying!
After nine months of dipping his moneyballz in Dustin Hoffman's daughter's Tootsie, Jonah Hill and Ali Hoffman are calling it quits!!
Aww! How sad!
The two knew each other since
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It looks like the saxophonist who scored his biggest hit with Forever in Love is changing his tune!
After 20 years, the magic between famed saxophonist Kenny G and his soon-to-be ex-wife Lyndie Benson-Gorelick has all but dried up!
Lyndie filed for separation awhile back but we've learned that Kenny has just now decided to pull the plug on the whole operation.
His paperwork cites "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for their divorce and, according to our sources, he also insisted she
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Ice T's lovely wife, Coco, is doing the dental floss splits because ___________________.
[Image via Twitter.]
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It seems the love-fire has extinguished between Modern Family's sexy kitten Sofia Vergara, and her power-hungry ex-lovah Nick Loeb!
Sofia and Nick were recently spotted indulging in some chocolaty drinks at Max Brenner’s Chocolate Shop in NYC, but according to an eye-witness:
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