Peeee-ew! Stray Dog, Tired Of Major Soccer Match, Pinches Off A Massive Loaf In The Middle Of The Field!
When you gotta go, you gotta go!
Just because this stray dog happens to live in Argentina, that doesn't mean he has to like soccer!
In fact, he would rather expose himself to getting caught and thrown into a pound than watch another boring second — so he ran out onto the field to do something about it!
He took a gigantic dump right there on the pitch!
The best part, other than the hilarious GIF (above), is that it was during Rosario Central's crucial home clash against River Plate.
Unfortunately the pooch was captured and his stanky bidness cleaned up, and the match ended in a 1-1 draw.
We would be so happy if one of teams would adopt the little doggy and make them their mascot!