Screw gas prices and fuel economy!!
Danny DeVito knows that where he's going, he can't take his money with him!
To the East Coast, we mean. He won't be able to fit those fat stacks of cash in the trunk of his car!
Especially if the rumors are true that he's ready to live life in the fast lane again and is searching for a flashy sports car!
After three decades of marriage to Rhea Perlman and 67 years of living-life in general, the Always Sunny star is beginning anew!
Gotta respect the
mid-life four-fitfths life crisis!
Hoping to baptize himself in the waters of
young women's vaginas a clean start, sources claim the Ladies' Man's first step is acquiring a Porsche.