We hope the only time Tom Hanks screams "Wilson!" is in bed with his wife Rita Wilson!
Or maybe Tom's secret Christmas wish is to incorporate a volleyball into the bedroom! Who are we to judge?
Tom was getting some last minute Christmas shopping done at the Country Mart in Brentwood yesterday, and apparently he was in a rush!
We hope that he was able to go from store to store without being attacked by
shoppers pirates like Captain Phillips! That'd be terrible, and highly unlikely!
Although, Christmas shopping sometimes turns people into marauding looters, so it's not that far fetched!
We hope that Tom got all his holiday purchasing done, and that his gifts aren't cast away by their recipients!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]