We thought an apple a day kept the doctor away, but, in
Soviet Russia, a daily dose of Apple's iTunes could send you to the doc even quicker!
For a refill on your Viagra prescription, perhaps!
Or to treat the chafed nuclear submarine in your undies, LOLz!!
Russian media aficionados were in for both a shock and a tightening of the pants this week when they logged onto iTunes!
Instead of links to purchase movies and albums, like they expected, there were ads for XXX porn and escort services (above)!
Whoa!! How could that happen?
The Russians sent Sputnik into outer-space — when did they lose their stranglehold on technological achievement?!
Apparently an employee goofed the code for the program and accidentally linked to .xxx sites instead of their own cache of images!
We hope the programmer isn't sent to the Pussy Riot gulag!
[Image via 9to5Mac.]