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Giant Sea Creature Washes Ashore In New Zealand! Fill In The Blank!

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No, this pic is not Photoshopped!

This giant sea creature washed ashore in New Zealand last Tuesday. Turns out it was a giant female squid with tentacles measuring over 16 feet long!

For reference, the man in the photo, photographer Jay Lewis, is six feet tall! It's unclear how the squid died, but samples are headed to Auckland and Otago Universities for further research. The body is now frozen and on display at the Kaikoura Marine Centre and Aquarium.

We had to do a double-take when we first saw the photo. That squid sure looks an awful lot like a giant ______________________ !

[Image via Jay Lewis/Facebook.]

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Pizza Hut China Is Run By Evil Villains: Hot Dog, Mayonnaise, Shrimp Tempura, Squid, Fish Cake… Pizza

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueFoodScary!

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We're not sure who gave the green light on this monstrosity, but it exists!

That's right, Pizza Hut China is responsible for the pizza you see above, which has hot dogs, wasabi mayo, shrimp tempura, squid, and fish cakes. Oh, and pineapple.

Does any of that sound good to you? Separately, yeah!

Maybe the hotdogs on the end, pizza-wise, but everything in the center sounds like a nightmare together! Ha!

Well, you're right — it's disgusting! Read this hilarious review of it:

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Hundreds Of Squid Stranding Themselves On Cali Beaches And Our Doom Is Imminent!

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It's raining squid! Hallelujah, it's raining squid! But not uh…it's NOT alright!

The Humboldt squid isn't a very common sight to humans….the reason?

It likes to dwell between 660 to 2,300 feet UNDER WATER…near SOUTH AMERICA!

Sadly, these cephalopods are stranding themselves ashore in nonnative waters near Santa Cruz and scientists have no idea why these squid are basically committing suicide.

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Simmons Don't Eat No Stinkin' Calamari!

Filed under: Music MinutePETAHealthSea CreaturesVivacious Vegs

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Russell Simmons has always been on Team Animal Rights and a mistake at a seafood restaurant confirms it!

The mogul graced the cover of Forbes and the magazine details a particular snafu when Simmons accidentally eats calamari.

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Dumpling Squid Have Seksi Time…FOR THREE HOURS!

Filed under: Love LineScience!Sea Creatures

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There seems to be many strange things that ruin a squid's (and yours) day.

From hungry sharks snacking on their corpses to loud noise destroying their brains, squid have it rough.

And when it comes to sex, it's EXTREMELY hard difficult! (just ask the South Korean woman whose mouth was impregnated by squid-man gravy.)

The dumpling squid, a tiny 7 inch cephalopod, only lives for a year but they get SUPER nasty!

The squid have marathon sex sessions, lasting roughly three HOURS, which leaves them exhausted to say the least.

These dumpling squid need a nap after sex, as they become listless. This in turn makes it hard for them to swim, avoid predators, or even have sex ever again!

Male dumpling squid will often have multiple partners and researchers say the marathon sex-a-thons may contribute to their short life span.

It's hard out here for pimp shrimp squid!

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