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Srsly? The Hospital Had To Build Giant Custom Suites Before Beyonce Could Give Birth!

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Srsly? The Hospital Had To Build Giant Custom Suites Before Beyonce Could Give Birth!

OF COURSE THEY DID!!

Nothing, NOTHING, can surprise us about the over-the-top birth of Beyonce and Jay-Z's daughter! Not anymore!

Beyonce didn't just have an entire floor to herself and an army of security guards — she had Lenox Hill Hospital re-constuct the delivery room and hospital suites she stayed in!

A insider with the hospital reveals that,

"A month ago, [workers] tore down 6-8 rooms and turned them into 2 suites."

And that momma Bey and Papa Jay "paid to have it constructed just for them."

Naturally, these luxury suites had mahogany walls and, according to the source, "You'd want to live in there!"

The room was finished a month before Blue Ivy Carter came into the world. Since Beyonce couldn't use anything that had already been used, the space that was formally 8 rooms just sat there waiting form them.

No word on what's become of the fancy rooms now that the king and queen of hip-hop have left. Perhaps they'll keep it reserved until Beyonce needs to give birth again.

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Library Sends Police To Scare A 5-Year-Old With An Overdue Book

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This girl is a CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!!

Wait. Scratch that, she's a 5-year-old!!

The a one Charlton library seriously crossed the line when they got the police to scare straight a little girl that had an overdue book. The officer told the family that not returning your library books after a certain amount of time is a misdeameanor crime in Charlton.

Little Hailey was SO shaken by the appearance of a cop at her door asking for her she burst into tears.

The poor thing!

There is no way the community can afford to pay to send officers to the home of every forgetful child. Why would she be singled out?

We think she deserves an apology!

Do U think?

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Suri Cruise's $130,000 Christmas Wish List Demands

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Suri Cruises $130,000 Christmas Wish List

She's not spoiled, she has good taste!!

Srsly though, this is disgusting.

While some kids get NOTHING for Christmas America's princess Suri Cruise has $130,000 worth of demands this year.

Last year she may haven't been able to vocalize her desires, but this year all that's changed. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes little diva is 5-years-old — that's practically a teen in Hollywood — and the gurl has made a list.

Her list includes:

- A Pony (a must-have for every spoiled little girl)

- Diamond earrings for her to wear lose

- Gowns to make her look like a fairy princess (that will probably cost more your wedding dress)

What else is on her list?

That's between Suri, Santa and Louis Vuitton!

You gotta respect a girl that knows what she wants!

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Freelance What?? Freelance Sperm Donor Ordered To Shutdown

Whaaaa??

This dude runs a sperm bank he calls a "one mad operation."

Trent says he's been donating his sperm free of charge for the past 5 yeas. He says it's his way of "helping out the 99%"

We're not sure what 99% he's talking about… Howveves we DO know that federal regulars are asking demanding him to shut it down.

Meet the friendly free sperm donor in the video (above)!

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Governor Wants Teen To Get Detention For Saying He ‘Sucks’ On Twitter

Emma Sullivan Governor Sam Brownback's

This guy seriously does suck!

Instead of dealing with more important issues — like running the star of Kansas — the office of Gov. Sam Brownback are working on busting a murderer high school student for tweeting mean things about him!

Brownback’s director of communication spotted during the routine daily monitoring of comments on Twitter and Facebook mentioning the governor’s name. They are demanding Emma Sullivan's school force her to make a public apology for tweeting this during a field trip to the capital:

“Just made mean comments at gov. brownback and told him he sucked, in person #heblowsalot"

Of course she didn't really say that. Sullivan says the tweet was a joke and she is NOT going to apologize to Big Brother Sam Brownback. She says:

“I don’t regret sending the tweet. It was harmless. It’s not like I was really fired up about anything he said. We all are liberal, and we are opposed to a lot of his views. I’m just an 18-year-old girl who knows what I believe, and I know what he believes, and we disagree. That is not going to change.”

Totez agree! Why are they picking on her? She can't be the only person who as a problem with the governor!

Every citizen in this country has a right to freedom of speech — even high school students!!

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