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Campus Security Guard Accidentally Shoots Himself, Blames Imaginary Black Man

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Delusional and racist — of course this man had a job with a gun…

Brent Ahlers, a security guard at St. Catherine University in St. Paul, Minnesota was shot in the shoulder on Tuesday night.

He told police the shooter was a black man with a "short Afro" wearing a navy blue sweatshirt, leading to an hours-long lockdown in which dozens of officers searched the campus.

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Unfortunately, the 55 officers, four K-9 units, and State Patrol helicopter would have needed something else in order to track down the suspect — the power of imagination.

On Wednesday night, Ahlers finally admitted there was no black suspect; he had shot himself on accident!

Apparently he wasn't even supposed to be

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