Randy Zipperer, who totally has the name of someone who would stab their brother over mac & cheese and a spilled beer (JK!), was arrested in Deltona, Florida late Tuesday for stabbing his brother because of some missing mac & cheese and a spilled beer.
He was also arrested on charges of aggravated battery and obstructing an officer without violence. We should probably say that all of this is still "alleged," but unfortunately it does sound like this actually happened! Ugh!