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Ninja Cat Gets Stalk-Blocked!

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Ha! That black cat is trying so hard to stalk his owner.

But his buddy has no idea what he's doing!

He just runs right up and starts sniffing ninja cat's butt! LOLz!

And then he just walked in front of him, ruining the element of surprise!

So funny.

Check out the video (above) for a ninja cat trying to sneak but getting cockstalk-blocked.

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Nicolas Cage Claims He Never Stalked Vanessa Hudgens

Nicolas Cage did NOT stalk Vanessa Hudgens according to Nicolas Cage's reps AND Vanessa Hudgens' reps.

The original claim that Cage was stalking Hudgens on the set of their new movie The Frozen Ground came from a gossip magazine.

Here's what a friend of Hudgens apparently said:

"[Cage] unnerved the starlet so much that she begged directors to banish him from the set. He constantly watched her and even showed up on days when he wasn't filming to see her. Vanessa finally asked the directors to intervene and keep him away because she couldn't concentrate on her performance".

But when Cage's reps caught wind of this report - they slammed it as totally fiction, and also said it was "beyond ridiculous" and "absurd."

Hudgen's reps also said the report contained "absolutely no truth".

Hmm.

Guess we've gotta believe the actors' reps.

Unless they're hiding something…

Hmm.

[Image via WENN.]

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Kayaker Gets Stalked By 14 Foot GREAT WHITE SHARK In Massachusetts

Kayaker, meet Shark. Shark, this is Kayaker.

Nice to meet you, NOW SWIM PADDLE FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

Walter Szulc Jr. was enjoying his first kayaking experience with other beach goers in Orleans, MA.

But when swimmers saw a 14 foot great white shark stalking the kayaker, they hightailed it outta there, while Szulc remained oblivious.

Beachgoers shouted at him to paddle QUICKLY but they went unanswered. It was only when he turned around, did he notice the shark stalking him as if he were a tasty seal!

Luckily, Szulc was able to paddle to safety and the beach was "closed" swimmers, although some still swam when the lifeguards left.

Talk about almost becoming a tasty meal!!!!

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More Michigan Fail! Boo!!!!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooGay Gay Gay

What the FUCK is this moron's problem?

Check out this PSYCHOTIC clip from Anderson Cooper 360, featuring Andrew Shirvell, an assistant attorney general for the state of Michigan who has unleashed a full-blown internet attack on University of Michigan student assembly president and openly homosexual Chris Armstrong!

This nut case launched a blog last April under the moniker Concerned Michigan Alumnus, which he uses as a platform to accuse the school's head of government of engaging in "flagrant sexual promiscuity," hosting orgies in his dorm room, and trying to make incoming freshmen "join the homosexual 'lifestyle.'" He also draws swastikas over gay pride flags over pictures of Armstrong's face, and has apparently stalked this kid outside of his home!

Absolutely UNBELIEVABLE.

Watch (above) to see his argue with Cooper as to why he believes his actions to be acceptable behavior!

This is one scary, self-loathing closet case if we've ever seen one!

He should be ASHAMED of himself for doing what he's doing to a COLLEGE STUDENT involved in STUDENT GOVERNMENT!

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