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All The Deets On Lindsay Lohan's Community Service…At The Morgue!

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Hey! Maybe they thought that she should be working at the place her career went a loooong time ago!

LOLz! We kid, we kid...but not really.

Now that she's managed to spring herself out of jail for the time being, Lindsay Lohan is expected to start right up on her court-mandated 480 hours of community service - and as we reported, this time, she'll be working at the El Lay County Morgue!

However, don't expect the formerly hard-pAArtying actress to have to deal with any of the corpses during her time there, as an insider has revealed the details of the duties she's expected to perform, and it sounds mostly like typical maintenance!

They explain:

"Her duties include cleaning and maintenance but she would not clean the actual crypts where the bodies are stored. Her day will begin at around 8am and she will be given one hour off for lunch before finishing her day at 4pm. The people doing the community service are usually split-up into groups of around five and they are supervised all the time. They are allowed to wear their own street clothes and do not have to wear state prison uniforms or anything like that. Generally, there are no problems with people that do community service at the morgue as long as they keep their heads down and just get on with their duties. Lindsay Lohan would be treated just like anyone else; there would be no special treatment and she would have general janitorial style duties which would involve cleaning different areas and emptying trash, stuff like that. It can be hard work but community service is not supposed to be easy, it’s a punishment after all."

Indeed! And even this sounds pretty easy - despite its location!

Welcome to the 40 hour work week, gurl!

Be grateful - this is what the majority of people do on a daily basis, and not as a punishment, but a career!

Who knows? Maybe this will be a very beneficial experience for her in the long run!

Here's hoping she can do her job without any more trouble following her!

Fingers crossed!

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Official Femme Fatale Tracklist…HERE!

Filed under: Music MinuteBritney Spears

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It's here!

In light of her next single, 'Till The World Ends, leaking on-line early, Britney Spears have officially announced the March 29th release of her much-anticipated seventh studio album, Femme Fatale, along with its official tracklist!

Amazing! It sounds as though they've really gone above and beyond with this one!

We cannot WAIT to hear it in its entirety! WERK IT, gurl!

Check out what's in store for us on both the standard AND deluxe versions…AFTER THE JUMP!

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Another Brit Brit Teaser! Seal It With A Kiss!

Filed under: Music MinuteBritney Spears

We're LOVING the previews, but damn! Can't we get one full track?!

Dr. Luke has once again posted yet ANOTHER snippet of a new Britney Spears tune from her upcoming album, Femme Fatale, onto the netz for our listening pleasure, called Seal It With A Kiss!

Give it a listen (above)!

Pretty standard Brit Brit fare, at least moreso than the other previews we've heard, but not bad!

Just a little safe, maybe!

What do U think?? Are U feeling Seal It With A Kiss??

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Simon Cowell Dumps X Factor!!!

Filed under: TV NewsAnglophiliaSimon Cowell

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Relax! The man has standards, but he is not fool enough to cancel bringing the franchise to America. (His seat's already been given up on American Idol)

Sources are confirming that Simon Cowell has scrapped the X Factor episode that was slated to air tomorrow. Apparently, after tireless hours spent editing, the show just wasn't up to Simon's high standards.

Therefore, he's ordered that the shows be swapped, airing the episode meant for September 4 instead. According to sources, Simon is asking his people and his audience to trust his judgement on this one. Considering the amount of scandal around the show as of late, we really hope he knows what he is doing!

But now we're sort of intrigued to know what was so awful about the show that was suppose to air.

Give us some deets, Simon!!!

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Check Out RiRi's Lezlicious New Music Video!!

Filed under: Gay Gay GayRihannaMusic Minute

Check out the just-released music video for another Rihanna track, Te Amo!

Pretty standard RiRi fare visually, with a splash of dykonic action!

We do think that it's one of the better songs from the album, though!

Thoughts??

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