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Craziness Double Feature - Randy Quaid Wants To Open For The MaSheen In Canada!

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Can audiences handle this much crazy???

Last we heard from Randy Quaid, he had taken refuge in Canada, and was singing about Star Whackers who he STILL believes were trying to murder him in Hollywood.

Now, he's in talks to open for Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth tour when it hits Vancouver, B.C. later in the month.

Apparently, Randy wants Charlie to sing back-up on his Star Whackers song.

Here's what he's said about the possibility of opening for Charlie:

"I think it'd be a hoot … it's apropos to his situation, and apropos of my situation."

We're trying to wrap our brain around a Star Whackers duet between Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen.

That may be TOO much craziness for audiences.

Would U like to see Randy Quaid open for Charlie Sheen when his tour hits Vancouver?

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Randy Quaid Sings About Star Whackers!

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Ark Music Factory - we MAY have found your new star!

Earlier this week, we learned that the Randy & Evi Quaid compiled a documentary that chronicles their escape from Hollywood and the star whackers who were trying to murder them.

Now, Randy Quaid has written a song about the star whackers, and we've got a clip of his wonderful tune (above)!

You never cease us to amaze us, Quaids! Time to go watch it for the 324th time…

LOLz.

What do U think of Randy Quaid's Star Whackers song? Would U like to see a full Star Whackers album?

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Star Whackers, The Movie To Premiere In Canada Next Month

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Just when you think you're rid of them, they keep sucking you in for more.

So, there have been the tabloid stories and there's been talk about an upcoming book, but now, straight from the minds of Evi and Randy Quaid comes Star Whackers, The Movie.

According to an official release, the pair have compiled a, wait for it, documentary that chronicles their escape from the law sanity Hollywood and a group of folks they've affectionately named "star whackers" aka, the folks that wanted to murder them. Evi announced their "docu-drama" in the following statement:

“This is a work in progress and highly experimental with nudity, adult language and content throughout. […] For the first time I would like an audience reaction to my art as a work in progress, so I may understand its content through other eyes.”

In other words…save your money. Oh yeah, the "premiere" is open to the great people of Vancouver, should anyone wish to go. It will premiere on April 22 at the Rio Theatre, along with a screening of Real Time, the last "real" film Randy was in. But that's not all! After the brilliant double feature, you can stick around and participate in a Q&A with the couple! The theater is dubbing it “An Evening With the Quaids."

Uh, we'll pass, as will anyone else with anything remotely better to do that night.

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The Quaids Miss ANOTHER Court Hearing AND They Lose Their Lawyer!

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Why'd you miss the court hearing this time, Quaids? Star-whackers threaten you? Randy's brother Dennis threaten you? Is your old Vacation castmate Chevy Chase threatening you this time, Randy? What's the deal?

Randy and Evi Quaid missed their newest courthouse appearance in Santa Barbara, and they've forfeited another $1 million bail.

Warrants for both of their arrests are still very much in effect.

The Quaids' lawyer, Bob Sanger, told the court that he hates his life the couple missed the hearing because Randy's passport was confiscated by Canadian authorities.

Sanger also told the court that he would no longer be representing the Quaids, but he'd relay the court's order to the couple as if it matters.

Evi Quaid is scheduled to return to court on Dec 16 for a parole violation. We'll be shocked if she shows up, or if either of the Quaids show up for any court dates ever again.

Do U think the Quaids will ever resolve ANY of their legal issues?

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