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MORE Douchey Deets On The Speidi Sex Tape!

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We don't know what's more sad and twisted - the fact that this is all going down or the fact that it's probably staged.

The publicity stunt to end all publicity stunts erupted on Friday when Spencer Pratt announced that he was shopping around a sex tape featuring the Real Heidi Doll (apparently footage includes pre and post surgery), and now that the douchebag has the world's attention, he's - shocker - relentlessly talking to the press about every detail!

Spencer claims that he's wanted to do porn since one of his many forays into failure, Princes of Malibu, ended in 2005, and has reportedly captured what he claims is an "entire website's" worth of footage that he's pitching to Vivid head Steven Hirsch for $5 million!

HOLY SHIZ!

He explains:

"When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."

And he's even forced FrankenTittays into an ultimatum! After she met him at a Costa Rican hotel last Sunday under the impression that he was handing over her dogs, the psychotic famewhore allegedly told her that if she didn't ditch the divorce papers and do another reality show about their relationship, he would release these tapes!

He claims that Heidi is "freaking out because she doesn't want to do reality TV anymore" but "you cannot turn off the Speidi machine."

UGH. No, that's possibly the truest thing you've ever said, bb!

And believe us, we've TRIED!

All of this horse shit is so unbelievably staged that it makes us want to VOM at this point.

What do U think?? Would U lose your lunch if the Speidi sex tape saw the light of day??

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Franken-Heidi Denies Sex Tape!

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Big surprise!

Heidi Montag denies that there is a Speidi sex tape…and the world breathes a sigh of relief!

Friends of Heidi quickly came to her defense when Spencer Pratt announced that he was ready to release an alleged sex tape to Vivid Entertainment.

One of the couple's pals, Cougar Zank, who spoke with Vivid boss Steven Hirsch, says that “Heidi’s really pissed off. She denies there is a sex tape. She’s furious that Spencer would try and embarrass her like this.”

And of course Heidi says that she had NO IDEA that Spencer had any plans to shop around a sex tape. According to Heidi's friend Jennifer Bunney, "She would never put out a sex tape of herself. She’s extremely religious and concentrated on getting her life to where she wants it to be," adding that the a sex tape is the "last thing" Heidi would do.

Ha!

We're not buying it! With these two, anything and everything is staged including their marriage and divorce, so honestly, why should we believe Heidi??

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Ready For Some Octo-Porn???

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We wouldn't put this past her!!

We reported that the Octomom, Nadya Suleman, was too busy being a psycho to keep up with her morgtage payments, and as a result is now facing foreclosure on her home!

Luckily for her, Steven Hirsch, the President of Pornolicious Vivid Entertainment, has come to her rescue - by OFFERING to cover her home's debt if she films a SEX TAPE!

Ew!! Ew!!

Who would want to watch that??

Hirsch writes:

"I can only imagine the anxiety that this must be causing you and your family. We have extensive experience in working with beautiful and sexy women."

This is SO going to happen - she has to get the money by Tuesday or she and her kids are homeless!!

And you KNOW she would love this kind of attention! She's nuts!!

What do U think?? Would U want to see an Octo-porn??

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