We don't know what's more sad and twisted - the fact that this is all going down or the fact that it's probably staged.
The publicity stunt to end all publicity stunts erupted on Friday when Spencer Pratt announced that he was shopping around a sex tape featuring the Real Heidi Doll (apparently footage includes pre and post surgery), and now that the douchebag has the world's attention, he's - shocker - relentlessly talking to the press about every detail!
Spencer claims that he's wanted to do porn since one of his many forays into failure, Princes of Malibu, ended in 2005, and has reportedly captured what he claims is an "entire website's" worth of footage that he's pitching to Vivid head Steven Hirsch for $5 million!
"When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure."
And he's even forced FrankenTittays into an ultimatum! After she met him at a Costa Rican hotel last Sunday under the impression that he was handing over her dogs, the psychotic famewhore allegedly told her that if she didn't ditch the divorce papers and do another reality show about their relationship, he would release these tapes!
He claims that Heidi is "freaking out because she doesn't want to do reality TV anymore" but "you cannot turn off the Speidi machine."
UGH. No, that's possibly the truest thing you've ever said, bb!
And believe us, we've TRIED!
All of this horse shit is so unbelievably staged that it makes us want to VOM at this point.
What do U think?? Would U lose your lunch if the Speidi sex tape saw the light of day??
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: allure, bribery, crazy people, disgusting, divorce, ew, famewhores, frankentittays, president, publicity stunt, reality tv, sex tape, steven hirsch, vivid entertainment