Oh no, Khaleesi!
We'd walk across a thousand deserts to serve you, but… we're not entirely sure how to unstick a bloodied arse from the loo!
Emilia Clarke is no stranger to the camera. HBO pays her handsomely, after all, to routinely disrobe for millions of viewers who tune in to watch her breastfeed dragons on Game of Thrones.
Maybe that's why she felt comfortable enough on Jimmy Kimmel Live Monday night to unload her super-weird bathroom tale!
The lovely lady who plays Daenerys Targaryen devoured a fake, bloodied horse heart on set which tasted like a giant gummi bear.
Hey, we've all been there — but the rest of the story is downright wacky!!
Ch-ch-check out her double-cray, triple-HIGHlarious, quadruple-gross story for Jimmy (above)!
HINT: When the horse gummi made its way out the other end, the mess was so massively, disgustingly sticky that Emilia inadvertently super-glued her royal buttocks to the toilet!
Whoa! That's something a scroundels from House Greyjoy might do!!
We're glad that shiz is behind her, LOLz!!
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