Aren't they just the portrait of love and stability?
Check out this cringe-worthy clip from tomorrow night's episode of The Hills, where The Real Heidi Doll not only explains to Kristin Cavallari the benefits of healing crystals, but how her psychotic husband, Spencer, essentially holds her as a willing captive in his domain of douchedom.
Truly scary stuff here, folks. Not for the weak of heart.
You think we're kidding, but we're not.