A surveillance video shows 14-year-old Achilles Baskin physically trying to take a shopping cart away from two 12-year-old boys who were planning on throwing it from the third floor of a parking garage at an East Harlem Target.
Watch as this guy tries to bring his car to a full stop with just the force of his foot! (above) Obviously, the brakes in his car gave out right around the time his schizophrenia kicked in and he thought he was Fred Flintstone.
Jake Gyllenhaal is in Italy right now, but his clothes are NOT! Cameras caught the charming A-lister buck naked -- he was running around Italy with his Donnie Darko dangling down between his legs!
Ciao? More like chow -- who wouldn't love to chow down on that spicy Italian sausage?!
The 31-year-old heartthrob is filming Everest right now and apparently the scene required that he drop trou and whip out his Jarhead! Whoa!!! We don't care if it winds up bombing at the box office, we just can't believe they convinced him to strip all the way down to his Source Code!!
This just became our favorite movie ever!!!
Ready to see the End of Watch star's marvelous bit of manhood in all of its UNCENSORED glory?
Ch-ch-check out the Peen of Persia for yourself...AFTER THE JUMP!!!