She doesn't have a ticket to ride, but she don't care!
A woman is being accused of actually making it past the handsy gropers…uh, we mean our nation's finest TSA Agents, and boarding a Southwest Airlines flight from San Jose to LAX without a ticket!
Ugh, TSA! You have ONE job!
Also, how did she get on a flight without a ticket?! How the heck does that happen?
"Ma'am, may I see your ticket? Just kidding! Sit anywhere you like! We trust you! In fact, are you the pilot? Here are the keys."
In our mind, planes have keys. Deal with it.
Marilyn Hartman, the lady who could probably be in the next Mission: Impossible movie, pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor trespassing charge after she was arrested in Los Angeles on Monday night.
As a result, she was ordered to 24 months of probation, three days in jail, and to stay away (not stowaway) from LAX.
But here's where the story gets even crazier.