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Dude Wearing "Drunk As Sh*t" T-Shirt Predictably Drives Drunk & Then Commits Other Crimes Too Awful To Even Print On Tees!

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We guess the "Douchetastic" shirts didn't come in size awful.

Twenty-one-year-old Ross McMakin of Oregon is inadvertently making a pretty compelling case for raising the drinking age to, well, older than him.

The barely legal boozer was arrested in Corvallis, Oregon last week after allegedly drunk driving his car onto the sidewalk, ramming into a parked car, and then, a bit later, choking his girlfriend.

Gross, right? Even grosser is that he allegedly committed those crimes while wearing the most bro-tastic t-shirt in the history of ever — it has "Drunk As Sh*t" printed on it (above.)

Ew. Just ew. Advertising your (alleged) crime on your tee is ick-worthy enough, but attacking your significant other, too??

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Boyfriend To Be Charged With Second-Degree Murder Of Designer

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On Tuesday, Nicholas Brooks is not going to be charged with attempted murder in the death of girlfriend and designer Sylvie Cachay.

Instead, the 24 year old will be arraigned on second-degree murder charges.

The prosecutors changed their mind after viewing surveillance video from the Soho House, which showed Brooks was the only one to spend a good chunk of time in the hotel room where she was found dead.

They'll also factor in the New York Medical Examiner's report, which ruled that Cachay was in fact murdered by strangulation and drowning.

[Image via WENN.]

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