The lord giveth, and the lord taketh away.
Wednesday was one of our favorite days in the history of social media when a woman named Zola won the Internet thanks to her insanely detailed Twitter story about getting involved in the sex working industry of Florida.
Well, the Twitterverse was again aflutter on Thursday when it seemed as though everyone's favorite supporting character Jess had joined the social media network to share her side of the story!
And while things started off brilliantly for Chapter Two of the greatest story ever told, Jess' rendition of how things really went down was a tad different than how Zola painted the picture.
Jess began her version of the Florida vacation from hell at the same Hooters as Zola, saying: