The Internet Thinks Ted Cruz Was Secretly The Lead Singer Of Christian Metal Band Stryper! See The Evidence!
The Internet REALLY wants to believe that Ted Cruz is living a double life!
Last month, rumours surfaced that the Republican candidate might actually be the Zodiac Killer, the uncaught murderer from the 1960s.
Now, the internet has chosen a new doppelganger for Cruz — this time, of the obscure metal band variety!
People on social media have been comparing the presidential hopeful to the lead singer of Stryper — the greatest Christian hair metal band of the '80s!
Cruz does bare a striking resemblance to frontman Michael Sweet – just trade the suit for a rocking blowout, and the two look like total twinsies: