But this isn't quite like the Frozen 2 petition to #GiveElsaAGirlfriend — because Cap already HAS a boyfriend!
His name is James Buchanan Barnes, AKA Bucky, AKA The Winter Solder, AKA Steve's one true love! And just look how great Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan are together!
Let's just say there's a reason the first thing that activates Bucky is "longing." LOLz!
See some of the best #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend tweets that prove "Stucky" is real (below):