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Vampire Bill Lands Two New Movies!

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Two movies AND True Blood?! Where will he find the time to finally marry Sookie Stackhouse????

Stephen Moyer of True Blood fame has just signed on for two new films. The first will be an action-suspense flick alongside Richard Gere and Topher Grace. Stephen will play a Russian spy who killed a senator in Washington.

ZZzzz! Next!

The second flick, slated to start shooting next month, is a big-screen adaptation of the 1960s series, Valley. Jessica Lange will be stepping into the Barbara Stanwyck role of the matriarch of the Barkleys, a family of ranchers in 19th century California. Stephen will be playing Jarrod Barkley, the family's attorney.

A remake of another old TV show???

Double Zzzzzz!

Stick to being a vampire, Bill!

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WhatsHerFace's Acting Looks Beastly!

Check out the just-released trailer for the shiteous looking rehash of Beauty and the Beast, now appropriately titled Beastly!

UGH. This movie COULD have had potential, with its SEKSI lead and an appearance by Neil Patrick Harris.

But of course, WhatsHerFace rears her fug little face and massacres what little this flick had going for it!

ATROCIOUS! She really can't act for shiz, can she??

We're surprised to admit that Mary-Kate looks pretty fierce, though!

Thoughts??

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Julianne Hough Is Over Footloose Too!!

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The remake of Footloose is falling apart before our very eyes!

Now that Chace Crawford has dropped out, it looks as though his only set co-star, Julianne Hough, will be bailing, as well!

She revealed:

"It sucks. His schedule couldn't work because of Gossip Girl and mine almost didn't work because of DWTS, so we're still actually working on mine to see if I can do it."

Too bad! It's probably for the best though.

With all this pre-production dramz, we're sure it's going to be a disaster!

We think that the producers should probably quit while they're ahead and throw in the towel on this one!

What do U think?? Do U still want to see a Footloose remake??

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Another Remake Fresh From The Slaughterhouse!

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Okay seriously - ENOUGH!

Are original movies even being made in Hollywood anymore??

Paramount is apparently hopping on the shiteous remake bandwagon and developing a film based on the cartoon Mighty Mouse!

Brian and Mark Gunn, who penned the upcoming sequel to Journey To The Center Of The Earth, were the most recent writers on the project. Several people have tried to resurrect Mighty Mouse but by the time the script was finished, new execs were no longer interesting in the flick.

And we can't blame them! The best writers on Earth couldn't make that watchable!

A new director and writer have yet to sign on.

What do U think?? We can't believe we're even asking, but would U go see a Mighty Mouse movie??

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Save Your Money! No One Wants To See This!

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If there is anyone who actually wants to see another Godzilla movie get bad, then they are INSANE!

We refer to the 1998 disastrous Godzilla movie starring Matthew Broderick. Ask him how great that was for his career.

Regardless of what we think, Warner Bros. and Legendary Pictures is closing a deal to start production on yet another Godzilla flick. We imagine the studio sees big $$$ to be made with the franchise now that 3D is popular, but all we see is a big, green, scaley flop!

Any of U think differently?

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Spider-Man RECAST!!

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Sources claim that that Percy Jackson kid, who in real life is named Logan Lerman, has officially been cast as the web-slinging superhero in the reboot of the Spider-Man movies, with Marc Webb, who made 500 Days of Zooey Deschanel, directing.

The story reportedly takes place when Peter Parker and company are still at high school in Queens, because apparently the Tobey Maguire version didn't cover that.

Oh wait. It did.

Webb is also asking James Cameron if they can use the Avatar director's cameras for this mess.

HA. We're sure Cameron is going to LOVE that.

We stand by what we said before: this whole reboot plan is STOOPID. The original isn't even EIGHT years old.

What do U think?? Are U excited about the new Spidey???

Update: Inside sources are revealing exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Logan has not signed on or even been offered the role. In fact, they haven't offered the role to anyone yet.

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