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Oh snap!

According to police reports…

On Monday night, Nicki Minaj and her assistant, Safaree Samuels, got into it at a Dallas hotel!

It started down by the pool, but then as Samuel was making his way up to the hotel room, Nicki followed to make sure he didn't take any of her belongings.

As she went to her suitcase, Samuel allegedly grabbed it and clocked her in the mouth with it!

The blow caused her teeth to cut the inside of her lip, causing her to bleed.

After police filed the report, though, Nicki decided she didn't want to press charges so the case was closed.

Umm, excuse me!?!

This better not be true!!! We can't imagine her letting someone get away with this.

Do NOT put your hands on Minajesty! Do NOT!

[Image via DJDM/WENN.]

Tags: alleged, charges, dallas, police, police report, safaree samuels, suitcase

What on EFFING earth?

A woman was reportedly caught attempting to sneak her common-law husband out of a Mexican prison in a SUITCASE!

According to authorities in Quintana Roo, Maria del Mar Arjona was attempted to wheel out inmate Juan Ramirez Tijerina, who is serving a 20 year sentence for possession of illegal weapons, in a black suitcase following the pair's conjugal visit.

When she seemed nervous, prison guards opened the bag and discovered him curled up inside the fetal position!

WTF?!

Maybe she thought it was such a stoopid, ridiculous plan that no one would actually suspect her of trying to pull it off?!

Wrong! Ha!

But hey - at least now she won't have to visit him behind bars - she'll be joining him!

Tisk, tisk!

[Image via AP Images.]

Tags: authorities, break, hiding, juan ramirez tijerina, maria del mar arjona, no seriously wtf, prison, quintana roo, ridiculous, seriously wtf, suitcase, wtf

Ouch!

Looks like Kim Kardashian is going to have to resort to wearing some comfortable shoes for a while.

The reality star Tweeted the broken phalange news after tripping over a suitcase:

"I knew my clumsiness would catch up with me at some point! I tripped on a suit case on the floor and broke my toe :-("

Feel better soon, 'bb!

[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]

Tags: broken toe, clumsy, suitcase, tweet, twitter

Finding your suitcase at the baggage claim just got a lot easier thanks to these HIGHlarious stickers.

The $15, 16"x12" identifiers come in 4 different prints that make it look like your luggage is filled with money, toilet paper cocaine, sex toys and even a person!

The company issues a disclaimer on their site saying:

Caution: Some of these stickers may cause offense to airport and immigration staff. But you would have figured that out whilst enjoying those cavity searches.

Ha!

Which one would U stick on your suitcase???

[Images courtesy of The Cheeky.]

Tags: baggage claim, luggage, money, person, sex toys, stickers, suitcase, toilet paper