For Sir Patrick Stewart's whole life, he thought he was circumcised. Yes, we're talking about this.
It wasn't until an intimate conversation with his wife (he didn't offer a timeline, so we're assuming it's his current and third bride Sunny Ozell), that the 76-year-old realized that he didn't actually undergo the procedure as a baby like his mom said he had.
The British star told the story of how it all went down on The Graham Norton Show:
"One night with my wife, as you do, we were talking about stuff and I mentioned my circumcision and she said, 'You're not circumcised.' I said, 'What do you mean? That's ridiculous, I should know. All my life my mother has told me it was fashionable at the time'."
After not believing his wife's expert opinion, he asked a doctor for confirmation that he was, indeed, uncircumcised: