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The Dark Knight Rises Has TWO Female Leads! Which Of These Women Will Win Roles?!

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Holy shiz!

The downside to this is that only two of these AMAZEBALL actresses are going to get roles, and we want to see all six WERK IT with the caped crusader!

Casting for The Dark Knight Rises is well underway, and this week, we're hearing that a plethora of A-list talent want to sink their claws into two different roles as female leads in the third installment of Christopher Nolan's Batman reboot.

One of the roles is rumored to be Christian Bale's new love interest, which some have speculated to be Julie Madison, previously portrayed in the shiteous Batman & Robin by Elle McPherson, while the other is a villain (Catwoman, PLEASE!).

The actresses in question include Rachel Weisz, Naomi Watts, Blake Lively, Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, and Keira Knightley!

Nice! Normally we'd say get rid of that dumbass Serena from Gossip Girl, but after gurlfriend's performance in The Town, we remembered that she and character on the CW show are not the one in the same, she has every right to be a contender for a part in this flick!

How on EARTH are they going to choose just two?!

What do U think?? Who should get a role??

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Jersey Housewives' Laurita Does NOT Want To Testify In Prostitution Whore's Defamation Case!

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We don't blame her! Poor thing only JUST got that psychopath out of her life!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's super villainess, the mentally unstable Jafar lookalike Danielle Staub, is currently in a nasty legal battle with her ex Kevin Maher, who is suing the Prostitution Whore for defamation!

We reported that Maher intends to use Staub's former castmates Caroline Manzo and Jacqueline Laurita to testify about her "dishonest reputation," but according to the latter Housewife, she wants to avoid that mess at all costs!

Laurita reveals:

"I didn't even know I was on the list … it's not really a list I want to be on … can I be taken OFF the list? I really don't want to go back to that dark place. Every time I've moved on the tide tries to pull me back in. I'm enjoying the sun. Let me be."

Sorry, bb! But at least you have a few months of zero crazy from Prostitution Whore before she slithers back into your life!

You're not expected to take the stand until February!

And we PRAY that production of season three is underway at that point, so we can it all go down for ourselves!

We know. We truly sympathize with Jacqueline and feel bad that she has to do this shiz, but c'mon! It will make for AMAZEBALLS television!

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Prostitution Whore Wishes Death Upon Castmate's Daughter!

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Wait - she drags this girl to court for tugging her busted weave and still thinks it's appropriate to write THIS?!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's certifiably insane super villianess Danielle Staub has just gotten - we don't even know how this is possible - even CRAZIER recently when she essentially wished death upon her co-star Jacqueline Laurita's daughter, Ashley Holmes, via Twitter!

Here's what went down.

Apparently, one of her psychotic followers tweeted her the following message:

ItsMyBDAYToday AndIWant @_ashleyholmes 2 kill herself & videotape so I can sit back, relax, & share the popcorn w/ @DanielleStaub.

Disturbing stuff on its own, right? Well, the busted Danielle, who is starting to look and act more like Lord Voldemort than Jafar from Aladdin, responded back to him:

@PriinceEdwiin HAPPY BIRTHDAY boo!!!! May Every wish come true!!

Seriously? You're going to wish death upon a 19 year old girl? SERIOUSLY, you psychotic gutter pig?

That is some fucked up shiz, even for you. Deplorable!

We think the Prostitution Whore needs to be locked up! Preferably in a straight jacket, and with no one to give her any attention!

Bitch probably melts without it.

Unless she's turned pieces of her weave into whorehorcruxes! Then we'll never be rid of her!

We shudder to think what kind of world that would be. Bleck!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter!

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