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"I like to go to the supermarket and watch grown women shop for cucumbers. Stand right behind them beating my dick — 'Pick that big green one!' This is too much, right? You wanted it, motherf*ckers, now you got it."

- Tracy Morgan To New York Magazine’s Vulture Blog

(We think he's joking…We hope he's joking!)

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Eli Roth And Richard Kelly Team Up For Horror Flick!

Filed under: Film Flickers

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Having seen what these two minds are capable on their own, we are nervously excited for what they're going to come up with together!

Filmmaker Richard Kelly will reportedly be writing and directing a new horror film, along with Eli Roth producing, called Corpus Christi!

The flick is being described as a 'contemporary thriller' that will focus on "a mentally unstable Iraq war veteran…who forges a strange friendship with his boss…the wealthy and politically ambitious owner of a supermarket chain."

Strange plot for a horror flick! But we imagine it's going to become severely effed up pretty quickly!

Looking forward to seeing how this one develops!

Thoughts??

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Grocery Store Responds To Elton John Magazine Controversy

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Well, at least SOME corrective action was taken.

In light of the disgraceful news yesterday that Arkansas supermarket chain Harps had censored the new issue of Us Weekly for showcasing Elton John, his husband David Furnish, and their baby son on its cover, the company's President Kim B. Eskew has issued the following statement:

We have received a number of comments regarding an incident in our Mountain Home store involving the current issue Us Weekly Magazine depicting Elton John, David Furnish and their newborn son. I would like to explain how this happened. For many years we have provided each of our stores with shields which can be used at the manager's discretion to cover the front of magazines when they receive complaints from our customers regarding either the photo on the cover of the magazine or the titles of articles contained within the magazine. Sometimes those photos might be sexually provocative or too revealing. The magazine article titles might also be too suggestive for some customers. In this case our store manager received some complaints, and as has been our custom, placed the shield over the cover of the magazine. When we began receiving complaints at our corporate office, we reviewed the magazine in question, removed the shield and are selling the magazine in all our locations today without any shield. Our true intention is not to offend anyone in our stores and this incident happened at just one of our 65 locations, which when brought to our attention, we reversed.

Kim B. Eskew
President & COO
Harps Food Stores, Inc.

Wow.

We don't know what's worse - that there is so much hate in the world that people couldn't even walk by a magazine cover featuring two homosexual men and their child - what should be a happy, joyous occasion - without freaking out, or that the manager was convinced enough by these complaints to consider the image 'too suggestive' for the world to see!

We appreciate that they've made the effort to correct this offensive and ignorant move, but frankly, we're still horrified that this even happened in the first place.

Grow up, America. The LGBT community is NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

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Behold…The Fridge of The Future!

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Remember the days when fridges were only there to store your food? Okay, so we're still living in those days…but not for long!

Researchers in the UK are designing the Fridge of the Future, which will do so much more than just maintain the freshness of your leftovers and orange juice.

Here are some features of the fridge of the future:

- Self-cleaning

- Automatically places supermarket home delivery orders

- Moves nearly-expired food to the front of the shelves

- Offers user-tailored recipes

Wow! Can this fridge also give us a little electric shock if we try to grab some leftover chinese food?

If so, then we totally want one!

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Federline Cuties!

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They're so adorable! (But they're getting a bit big for that cart! Lol!)

Kevin Federline took his boys out food shopping yesterday in El Lay. It's all about the manly, male bonding for them!

But look how happy Jayden and Sean are, out with their dad, having a normal afternoon out! And Kev, buddy, we think you've lost a bit more weight since the last time we saw you! Good for you!

You are all doing Brit-Brit proud!

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Katie Waissel's Mom Complains That X Factor Contestant Mary Byrne Is Getting Unfair Promotion!

We think this woman needs to calm down!

X Factor contestant Katie Waissel's mother, Diana, is reportedly furious that finalist, Mary Byrne, is getting plugged unfairly because of her employment at Tesco supermarket, which has promotional deals already in place with the reality competition!

According to reports, the supermarket chain sent e-mails out to its 300,000 employees to vote for Byrne, which Waissel thinks is unfair!

She explains:

‘It’s not fair – 300,000 is a lot of supporters. If it goes by that, it means Mary’s going to win.’

Oh, boo-hoo! It's not like the employees are being FORCED to vote!

Meanwhile, a spokesperson for Tesco counters:

‘She has reached The X Factor finals on her talent alone. Any suggestions that the references have anything to do with a supply deal for the X Magazine are absolutely untrue.’

Exactly! We think it's lovely that Tesco is being so supportive of Mary!

And we sincerely hope that some people choose to focus on the COMPETITION and their performances, instead of getting wrapped up focusing on potential disadvantages and whining to the press about it!

What do U think?? Does Mary have an unfair advantage??

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Nadine Coyle Preps First Tesco Single!

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Oooh! This sounds clASSy!

Former Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle will reportedly release her first single EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH TESCO later this year, which is set to be called Insatiable!

Ha! Maybe as part of her contract with the supermarket chain, she's legally required to only release music that has to do with their food, or her desire to eat it!

LOLs!

Good luck with that album, bb!

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