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Bear Grylls' Survival Academy: Now Anyone Can Devour Raw Goat Gonads!

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We're on the fence!

On the one hand, Bear Grylls is oh-so-manly — we'd love for him to teach us things in the wilderness that might put hair on our chest!

On the other hand, we have NO desire to wear a scarf we made from camel intestines! Ever!

The Man vs. Wild star is pulling asses off couches this November and offering his fans an opportunity to learn from the master — and we don't mean Philip Seymour Hoffman!

At Bear Grylls Survival Academy in Scotland, would-be outdoorsmen (and women!) spend a few days learning survival skills before suddenly being thrust into the wild for a 36 hour, no holds barred adventure!

And you get a cool commemorative knife, too!

All this for the modest price of £2,999 — which we think converts to like $28 dollars, LOLz!!

For those of you on a No-Fly List, Bear will open additional academies in South Africa and the U.S. in 2013!

Ch-ch-check out his exciting promo vid (below!)…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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The Who! Kinks! Muse! NBC's Axed Olympic Performances! WATCH HERE!!!

Don't worry disgruntled American Olympic viewers!! NBC may have failed at portraying the London 2012 Olympic Closing ceremonies in alll it's epic, musical glory, but we've got you covered!

Ok so yes, NBC DID broadcast wunderbar performances from the Spice Girls and One Direction, among others, but hold up…

ICONIC legends The Who playing Baba O'Riley (above) was axed from NBC's broadcast! And the former lead singer of defining rockers the Kinks performed his ODE to London AKA Waterloo Sunset, yet NBC nixed it in favor of what… four Jessie J songs? (We love her too, but fair is fair!)

And lest we forget Muse's insane, theatrical rendition of Survivor, THE OFFICIAL OLYMPIC SONG (below)… oh wait, we NEVER EVEN SAW IT!

Thanks again NBC!

Really, way to

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Muse WILL Survive At Olympic Closing Ceremony!

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Wailing wombats!

British etherial rockers Muse have confirmed they will be shaking it to the right with other iconic UK musicians like the Spice Girls at the 2012 London Olympics closing ceremony!

Obviously, the band SHOULD perform seeing as their song Survival is the official 2012 Olympic tune…

But who else will help musically celebrate the athletic triumphs of the past two weeks?!

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Muse's Official Video For Olympic Song, Survival!

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Before we could only listen to Muse's olympic anthem, Survival.

Now we can watch it!

Check out the official video for the track (above), and feel the inspiration…

… and the rock'n roll exploding into your ears!

There's only one thing left to say:

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

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Muse's Survival Is The Song Of The Olympics!

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Wow! What an honor!

Check out the new official Olympics song — Survival by Muse!

SO ROCKING! What athlete wouldn't be pumped to hear this??

We're sure it'll be a hit outside of the Olympics, too!

Take a listen! Congrats, Muse!

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Felicity Huffman Posts Beautiful Poem About Children

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Aw!

Felicity Huffman's stories about her kids are some of the funniest and best in the parenting business.

But every now and then the mommy slash actress will wax poetic on the subject of parenting and totally blow our freakin' mind!

Ch-ch-check out this beautiful poem she shared that is so sweet and wonderful that we almost cried.

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Bear Grylls Releases Statement About Getting Fired From Discovery Channel!

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The Man vs. Wild star can survive ANYTHING - so of course he can survive getting fired!

Earlier today, we were bummed to hear that Bear Grylls was fired by the Discovery Channel following months of contract disputes.

Now, Bear's publicist has released a statement about the firing, which reads as follows:

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