This Single Lady's Family Really Is Plastic! (Well, Technically Fiberglass, But Still Just As Creepy!)
All the single ladies, all the single ladies, put your hands up! Or, yeah…the hands of your mannequin husband and daughter. We guess that works too.
After getting badgered by her mom and others to settle down, artist Suzanne Heintz did what any of us would do: she created her own family out of mannequins LIKE YOU DO!
As part of her project, Life Once Removed, Suzanne has traveled 10,000 miles with her plastic-like relations, Chauncey, the man(nequin) in her life, and Mary Margaret, her fake daughter, taking family photos of the three.
Can someone call the Blue Fairy and turn these two into real people already?!
Forget Build-A-Bear…this is Build-A-Husband-And-Daughter! Minus all the internal stuffing…like organs and what not!
At least her hubby is always hard! Get it? Because he's made of plastic! Well, fiberglass apparently.
Don't get too jealous Chauncey! Oh that's right, you can't because you're not real!
[Image via Suzanne Heintz.]