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Lil' Kim, Is That You?!

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What in back-alley botox hell is this mess?!

Check out (above) the HOriffic new photo shoot that what's left of Lil' Kim did for Kontrol Magazine!

What the fuck did she do to her face?!

She looks like some sort of paralyzed, mutated swamp donkey!

Just…disturbing. Wow. Poor thing.

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Sluts McGee Comments On Jesse's New Love With Kat Von D!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooLove LineJesse James

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Oh, BARF!

And just when we thought we were rid of this swamp donkey for good!

Now that Jesse James is publicly exchanging STDs fluids with Kat von D, his original homewrecking whore Sluts McGee has reared her head to cash in once more comment on his newfound love!

She says:

"There are no hard feelings towards Jesse. I just always wish him the best with Kat and everything… I kind of joke around with Kat, but I have no hard feelings or anything. I've never met her before, no… She's probably so sick of people comparing her to me, but I get compared to her all of the time so it’s whatever."

Oh, pul-leease, bb. Let's not kid ourselves!

Say what you want about Miz von D, but the only thing that we can feel comfortable comparing you to is a used condom in a gas station bathroom!

And may that be the last we ever have to hear from you!

Thoughts??

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Tiger's Lawyers Make Sure His #1 Whore Is Keeping Her Mouth Shut In Celebrity Rehab!

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We'd be keeping tabs on her, too! Everyone knows that girlfriend is capable of doing just about anything for some ca$h!

Tiger Woods' attorneys are reportedly concerned about gutter troll Rachel Uchitel's stint on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, because they don't want her to talk about any of the nasty shiz she might have done with him!

One of the terms of her $10 million pay out from the douchebag golfer is that she's not allowed to mention him publicly in any capacity, so his lawyers have been keeping in touch to make sure her mouth is shut.

However, sources at Celebrity Rehab claim that Rachel is being very well-behaved, and Tiger hasn't come up at all!

She may be a shameless, homewrecking swamp donkey, but she's apparently not STOOPID! LOLs!

Good to know!

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Ke$ha Supports Animal Rights, Is Still Nasty

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How the eff does she take something completely lovely and simple - perhaps even admirable - and make it nasty and trashy?

That horrific swamp skank Ke$ha wants the world to know that she supports animal rights, but of course she expresses it in the grossest way possible.

She explains:

"I just love animals, and I'm an advocate for animals' rights, and my family has rescued dogs from all over the world. I don't believe in animal testing. If you see me in fur, it's always fake. Sometimes you see me wearing skulls, but those are all from roadkill."

Barf and BARF.

That being said, we think roadkill animal skulls would be super seksi, bb - just make sure to accessorize it with another pearl necklace!

Bwa ha ha.

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Homewrecker Got Paid BIG TIME For Celebrity Rehab Appearance!

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Are you kidding? Was she seriously THAT in demand?

Sources close to the production of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew claimed that professional homewrecker and slam pig Rachel Uchitel originally turned down an offer to appear on the reality show, but producers bumped up her paycheck to $500,000 so she'd agree to be treated for her addiction to sleeping with married men pills!

WTF?

Well, we suppose girl's gotta do something to stay relevant! Looks like they offered more to her than The Donald!

Horrific.

Thoughts?? Who do U think she's going to try and fuck in the Celebrity Rehab house?

Our money is on crackhead Jeremy London!

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Losers Unite!

Filed under: Icky Icky PooTV NewsMichael Lohan

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We knew when we heard these two were together that there was going to be trouble…

Now that Lindsanity will be behind bars where she belongs, Michael Lohan obviously needs some horrible slam pig one to leech on to so he can continue famewhoring and being an all around douchey scumbag!

Of course, it's no surprise that to do so, he's chosen to collaborate with not only his gutter troll fiance, Kate Major, but Rachel Uchitel and Homewrecking Hailey on a television show!

Kate Major reveals:

“Rachel is going to be helping us out with our TV show that we’re working on for the month of August. Rachel befriended me on Facebook because she is mutual friends with our manager David Weintraub. It’s going to be a live interactive show set at our house in New York. There are four different charity events and all the proceeds will be going to charity.”

So we're going to have to endure a TV series of not only Homewrecking Hailey getting fucked up and passing out in plants, Michael Lohan being Michael Lohan (that's bad enough), but the inevitable cat fight that will go down after Kate realizes that Rachel is having sex with him?!

We think we'll pass.

What do U think?? Do U want to watch all these losers unite to terrorize TV?

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Travis McCoy Joins Rihanna's Struggling Tour!

Filed under: RihannaMusic MinuteTravis BarkerNicki MinajKe$ha

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We doubt this will help the poor ticket sales, but…

Gym Class Heroes frontman and Katy Perry's jilted former boytoy Travis McCoy has been invited to replace Nicki Minaj supporting Rihanna on the road with the Swamp Thing otherwise known as Ke$ha for their Last Girl On Earth tour!

The trio will kick off the festivities on July 2nd in Auburn, Washington!

That is, if they can sell enough seats!

What do U think?? Is Travis a worthy addition to the Last Girl On Earth tour??

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