You guys… obviously Angelina Jolie lied when she said she wasn't married yet. CLEARLY those were some shenanigans. ;)
Luckily, OK says they have the deets behind the super secret ceremony (that apparently happened ages ago) and why they don't wanna tell us JACK!
We're sure it has something to do with the fact that it's an intimate affair and how they don't really owe the public anything… even if it's the public who purchases tickets to see them in the moviez!
Yep, the tabs are STILL all about dem Kardazzians! They love 'em more than Ryan Seacrest!
Some day the tabs should join forces and make a coffee table book with all the Kardazzian kovers they've done. That would probably take a lot of narrowing down, but we've got faith in 'em.
As usual, People keeps it classy. Cory Monteith is going to rehab, and they didn't even plaster it as the main story on their cover. Maybe not the smartest business move, but a sweet one!
Oh, what?? You somehow missed all of that? No worries — just