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You guys… obviously Angelina Jolie lied when she said she wasn't married yet. CLEARLY those were some shenanigans. ;)

Luckily, OK says they have the deets behind the super secret ceremony (that apparently happened ages ago) and why they don't wanna tell us JACK!

We're sure it has something to do with the fact that it's an intimate affair and how they don't really owe the public anything… even if it's the public who purchases tickets to see them in the moviez!

AHEM… ANYWAYS!

Yep, the tabs are STILL all about dem Kardazzians! They love 'em more than Ryan Seacrest!

But it's more of a tough love you see, because they're still pitting sisters against each other, calling Khloe Kardashian the "sexy one" now that Kim has put on her baby weight.

Some day the tabs should join forces and make a coffee table book with all the Kardazzian kovers they've done. That would probably take a lot of narrowing down, but we've got faith in 'em.

MOVING ALONG…

As usual, People keeps it classy. Cory Monteith is going to rehab, and they didn't even plaster it as the main story on their cover. Maybe not the smartest business move, but a sweet one!

Oh, what?? You somehow missed all of that? No worries — just

Tags: angelina jolie, brad pitt, kim kardashian, pregnancy, tabs

Katie Holmes isn't making much ca$h from her split from Tom Cruise…. BUT someone is!

TomKat's broken marriage has totes revived tabloid sales.

Last week's gossip magazines saw higher profits than they have had in years. Since the split, covers featuring Katie and her ex-husband have been selling faster than you can say "Poor Xenu." Even Russell Brand is enjoying the juice!

Last week, People slung

Tags: jennifer aniston, kate middleton, katie holmes, settlement, tabs, us weekly

Sorry John, but this isn't even UR first gay sex scandal! Not good!

This week, John Travolta's alleged attempt to have sex with a male massage therapist that he picked up anonymously via Craigslist made the cover of National Enquirer…and made us all go "ugh."

The Kardashians were (of course) featured

Tags: angelina jolie, bachelor, brad pitt, gay sex scandal, globe, in touch, jennifer aniston, jonh travolta, justin theroux, kardashians, kourtney kardashian, life and style, marriage, national enquirer, ok, scott disick, tabloids, tabs, us weekly

It's all about Brad, Angelina, and Kim this week!

Last week, In Touch told us all about Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush's secret plans to elope…but now Life & Style is saying that our gurl has been DUMPED!

Not only that, but Star is saying that Kim's moved on to a "Saudi Billionaire" after getting rejected by Reggie! Wowsa!

In non-Kardashian-related news, both In Touch and Ok! are talking about some SERIOUS Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie wedding drama! Apparently, Angie's got some cray cray wedding demands, and Brad got into an EXPLOSIVE fight with her! Yikes!

Poor Whitney Houston remains in the headlines (of course). This time, Globe is saying that they've got newly revealed details about her "shocking secret life!" Apparently, Bobby Brown WASN'T the one who got her into drugs after all…….

As far as reality news is concerned, Reality Weekly is saying that Teen Mom Jenelle Evans has been "destroyed by mental illness," which is sad, but wouldn't entirely shock us. If she were mentally sound, you'd think she'd stop allowing herself to get into SO MUCH trouble! Ugh!

Which of this week's tabloid stories are U most interested in???

Tags: angelina jolie, bobby brown, brad pitt, drugs, globe, in touch, jenelle evans, kim kardashian, life and style, ok, reality weekly, reggie bush, star, tabloids, tabs, teen mom, what the tabs are talking about, whitney houston

Jennifer Aniston preggo with twins AND a Mileybird drug overdose? Once again, U've caught our attention Star Magazine! LOLz!

That's right, folks! According to Star, Jen is not only PREGNANT, but she's having twins! Wowsa!

And as a side story, they've got details on Miley Cyrus' drug overdose…..oh wait, it says "drug overdose scare." So, what does that mean? She took a hit of marijuana Salvia, coughed, and one of her buddies got paranoid??? LOLz!

In royal news, the tabs are also quite fixated on William and Kate this week! Not only are we STILL talking about the royal wedding, but apparently Kate's parents weren't invited to the palace for Xmas! Awk-ward!

Other than that, the tabloids are keepin' us up-to-date with KStew/RPatz relationship drama….and of course KimK/KHump post-relationship dramz as well!

Speaking of Kim Kardashian…it appears that Oprah called her a phony! We're not 100% sure why, but the cover of this week's Enquirer leads us to believe that Ms. Winfrey is skeptical of Kim's benevolent agenda in Haiti!

Quite a week for the tabs (above, and below)! Which of these stories intrigues U the most???

Tags: drug overdose, enquirer, haiti, jennifer aniston, kate middleton, kim k, kim kardashian, kris humphries, kristen stewart, kstew, life and style, miley cyrus, mileybird, ok, oprah winfrey, people, pregnant, prince william, robert pattinson, rpatz, star, tabloids, tabs, twins, us weekly

But…we thought everything was going WELL between Will and Jada! They sold that series to ABC together, remember????

Evidently, Star knows something we don't know, because a Will Smith/Jada Pinkett Smith divorce made the cover of their newest issue!

Other than that, the majority of the tabs are talking about…..drum roll……bet'cha can't guess what we're gonna say……

THE KARDASHIANS!!!!!!

Of course, there are plenty of stories about continuing dramz between Kim K and ex-hubby Kris Humphries!

Other than that, it appears that Khloe REALLY wants a baby…and Kourtney is all on her own with HER baby because Scott Disick never wanted it in the first place! Ouch!

Oh, and evidently Angie had an "accidental drug overdose," which Brad is trying to help her cover up. Cat's out of the bag, we suppose! And yes, we are TOTALLY rolling our eyes at that one!

Which tabs (above, and below) will U be picking up for URself? Looking to read about all things Kardashian??? Or do U want to know more about Will/Jada drama???

Tags: angelina jolie, brad pitt, jada pinkett smith, kardashians, khloe kardashian, kim kardashian, kourtney kardashian, kris humphries, tabs, will smith

What else?! Kim Kardashian!

Prepare to be bombarded with images of Kim K even more so than usual. The tabloids have gone into a frenzy this week, making sure they each cover a significant angle to the Kim K and Kris Humphries divorce story.

Funny, we thought at least one of the headlines would have read, "WE TOLD YA SO!!!"

From People to OK! to Life&Style, it's all about the fall of Kim's "fairytale" marriage and what is next for the reality show couple.

Oh yeah, and if you're interested in someone else, In Touch is claiming Demi Moore cheated on Ashton Kutcher as well. Somehow, we think that story is going to get buried. Make sure to send her a muffin basket, Demi!

Check out all the krazy Kardashian covers in the gallery (below)!

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