Lindsay Lohan Ties To Mark Heller's Family REVEALED! LiLo Let Him Rep Her Because Of Relationship With Son!?
We didn't see this one coming!!
We always assumed the legally challenged LiLo picked Mark "Incompetent" Heller because of his legal skills! Or Yelp reviews!
Or because she found a two-for-one coupon in the Sunday paper!
Or maybe Lindsay Lohan woke up in his bathtub one morning after a night of binge drinking and thought, "this guy will do!"
It turns out she had different reasons entirely! She had a pre-existing relationship with Mark's son Mike Heller (pictured above with a hat about bananas and someone who suspiciously looks like Avril Lavigne, LOLz)!
We know what you're thinking, but it isn't that kind of relationship! At least not as far as we know, LOLz!!
Mike doesn't make weekly man-sausage deposits at her Vagina Credit Union, he actually stuffs real green cash-monies into her checking account!
He gets her jobs!
A source close to the situation revealed: