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Tan Mom Enters Splitsville Station With Husband, Both Catch A Ride To Divorcetown With A Stop In Small PenisPort

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Oh, Tan Mom — what a bumpy road you've been on!! This is was happens when you complain about the size of your husband's penis in public, among other things!

Patricia Krentcil just three weeks ago mentioned Richard Krentcil's small Dick Pencil, which is enough for anyone to be upset over! It looks like it might've just been the icing on the tiny penis cake, though, as the two have decided that divorce is the right move for their lives!

According to Patricia, on the other hand, it was less about the mini-member and more about Richard recently failing a lie detector test about infidelity on a TV show called The Test. So yeah, a reality game show ended their 8 year marriage.

Patricia is demanding $500 per week in spousal support plus $500 per week in child support because of their two kids, which is (according to math), $1,000 a week PLUS full custody!

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Tan Mom Tries To Twerk! Watch The Totes Awkward Video HERE!

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And it looks like twerking is dead.

It's all fun and games until your parents try to do it!

Now, Tan Mom (Patricia Krentcil) has run twerking over with her mom mini van and pretty much buried it deep underground until Miley Cyrus can come in with her magical twerking powers and revive it.

But fear not, Perezcious readers, even though it might be a bit frightening, of course we've got the video for you to watch!

It might not exactly be twerking, but Tan Mom definitely did a number on whatever dance she's trying to pull off there.

Ch-ch-check it out…AFTER THE JUMP!!

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Tanning Mom Releases Her First (And Hopefully Last) Music Video! Watch HERE!

WARNING: There are some things you CANNOT un-see, and this music video is one of those things!

It's Britney Tanning Mom, bitch!

Patricia Krentcil, AKA Tanning Mom, has become a bit of an internet celebrity for her INSANE tanning addiction, and now she's taking it to a whole new level with the debut of her new song, It's Tan Mom!

Ch-ch-check out the video (above) if you dare!

We're not quite sure what to make of the song, considering all she really does is say how much cooler she is than all of the Teen Moms and Octo-mom!

But the REAL question is where on earth did she find those back-up dancers, and who is the young man who is juggling her fun bags around! We guess you really CAN find people willing to do anything on Craigslist!!

Hopefully the Tanning Mom's stint in music is brief, because we're not sure if the world is ready for any more just yet! Maybe she should stick to things she's good at. Like tanning! LOLz!

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NJ BANS Minors From Tanning! State Gets Thumbs Up From Tanning Mom!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueHealth

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Say whaaaat?!?

New Jersey governor, Chris Christie just banned anyone under the age of 17 from using tanning beds without parental permission of course, and while this law came about after "Tanning Mom" Patricia Krentcil was arrested for allegedly putting her 5-year-old in a tanning bed, Miz Krentcil actually agrees with the new legislation.

Once Christie implemented the bill, he said:

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Kim Kardashian Thinks Tanning Mom Is CRAY CRAY!!!

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You already know a chick's got some SERIOUS issues when Octo-Mom points a finger and calls U cray!!!

That's exactly what's went down with Patricia Krentcil AKA Tanning Mom and now even Kim Kardashian is chiming in on the wacky mom!

Halloween came early as Kim shared the picture of herself (above) channeling the tanorexic nut job with 14.6 million of her closest Twitter friends.

Kimmie said:

"The tannerexic mom has some serious competition!!! LOL,"

Naturally, her fans freaked out, and that’s when Kanye’s wifey revealed that she was just kidding!!!

"Relax that's just a spray tan!!! I washed off & I'm back to my normal tan self! But how crazy does it look after being on for 8 hours."

Whew!!!

We're glad she wasn't being serious, but that shiz sure was HIGHlarious!!!

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