
Valet to the rescue!!!
The incredibly hawt and seksi Twilight star that is Taylor Lautner was at the L’Ermitage in Beverly Hills just recently when his black beemer failed to start!! Oh nooo!! Car troubles are the WORST.
Maybe he left his lights on in the parking lot!
Luckily the hotel’s valet crew was nearby, and came to this hunk’s aid. They were able to quickly and efficiently lend a hand and give Tay Tay a jump start! Soon after, Taylor was able to go on his way.
We’re just happy to hear that Taylor Lautner (along with most of the world) has a better relationship with valet personal than Chris Brown!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
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Hellloooo beer gut!
The MTV Movie Awards just got very, very weird. Yes, as predicted, Taylor Lautner walked away with the award for Best Shirtless Performance! His workouts for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn served him well.
However, his physique has seen better days — way, way better days! And you know, we probably could have done without seeing as much of Seth Rogen and Danny McBride as we did. Seriously, where was Quvenzhane Wallis' mom when we needed her!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see what can't be unseen: a bush, a belt and a busty gut that will haunt your dreams!
BTW- Why WASN'T Zac Efron nominated in this category?! UNFAIR!!!!
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Let's get chocolate wasted again!
…Or just wasted on the rock hard hotties of Grown Ups 2.
Taylor Lautner and Patrick Schwarzenegger star as frat boys (too perfect, right?) in the second installment of the Adam Sandler-penned family comedy.
And if the double dose of Taylor Swift's seXXXy exes isn't enough to bring you to the theaters July 12 than we're sure Shaquille O'Neill AND Andy Samberg's unexpected HIGHlarious cameos will.
Ch-ch-check out the priceless trailer (above)!!
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Why so stiff, Jacob??
Taylor Lautner recently posed for pics in Berlin, Germany, but he didn't quite look like himself. Maybe it's because it was actually a wax statue and not the hunky actor!
WEIRD!!
The waxy werewolf replica is the latest addition of Madame Tussauds' museum in Germany, and while most of these things tend to creep us out, we have to admit the Taylor statue looks pretty damn good! Did you SEE those abs?!
Ch-ch-check out the sexy lifelike wax figure (above)!
[Image via Patrick Hoffmann/WENN.]
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Robert Pattinson is having fun down under, but maybe too much fun for Kristen Stewart's taste.
It is being reported that the heart throb loves Australia so much that he might become a permanent resident of the country he is currently filming Rover in.
Even though Rob has been away from his ladylove since February 5, that may not be enough to lure him back to the states.
A source close to the hunk spilled:
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The new Bella to his Jacob?!
Taylor Lautner and Ashley Benson grabbed some dinner at Fogo de Chao in Beverly Hills with their agent this past weekend.
How interesting that they made it a point to step out solo!
Course, we've been seeing a lot of these two lately. The Twilight actor was caught spending some time at the batting cages with his former onscreen love, Kristen Stewart. Meanwhile, the Pretty Little Liars actress was recently spotted romancing co-star James Franco on the red carpet of their latest flick Spring Breakers, after a literal world wind press tour.
Hmm…we can't help but wonder how James feels about this new pairing.
P.S. - Is it just us or is this werewolf looking a little less buff than usual?!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]
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And suddenly, her decision to perform a sexed-up striptease at the 2013 BRIT Awards makes SO much more sense!
That's right, you guys!
While it kind of seemed like a given that Taylor Swift was showing Harry Styles exactly what we would be missing during the sultry rendition of Trouble, the country cutie has not only all-but-explicitly-stated that that's exactly what was going through her brain while on stage, but also ADMITTED that the smash single off of Red was written ABOUT the One Direction singer!
During a recent interview, when asked about the attention-grabbing performance, Swifty explained:
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