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Kristen Stewart Is Fatigued Onset Of Camp X-Ray!

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Forget Team Edward and Team Jacob, Kristen Stewart is clearly on Team America!

We'll wait until you finish patriotically high fiving your computer screen…

The Twilight star went "commando" (the non-scandalous way) by wearing full-on camo fatigues for the first day of shooting of Camp X-Ray on Wednesday.

The movie has her playing a solider assigned to a terrorist detention facility, where she ends up befriending one of the vampires inmates.

Whoa, sounds super serious! Maybe KStew is on the hunt for the only man missing in action in her life right now: a certain Robert Pattinson Oscar!!

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Twilight-Inspired Erotic Fanfic Flaunts Tantalizingly Beautiful Cover

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Oh, how we love a man who can pull off wearing a skinny tie!

You could say the thought makes us… Twi-Hard, LOLz!!

The novelization of the newest Twilight-inspired work of erotic fan-fiction, Beautiful Bastard, is nearly upon us and today Gallery Books unveiled the super-seXXXay cover!

YUMMY!

If their intention was to further whet our appetites wet our Team Edward panties — mission accomplished!

Part one of what authors Christina Hobbs and Lauren Billings hope will become the next 50 Shades of Grey hits bookshelves February 12, 2013.

We're guessing a Valentine's Day release is no coincidence!!

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Rihanna Sprouts Barbadian Babe-Bonerz For Brad Pitt & Sofia Vergara!!

What happens when we die?

Did Leonardo DiCaprio's spinning top falter at the end of Inception??

Is there a genetic reason why blondes have more fun?!

We would rather answer those mind-bending questions a billion times over than be subjected to the impossible queries Ellen DeGeneres presented to Rihanna!!

RiRi played a rousing round of "Who Would You Rather" yesterday, but choosing between ultra-bangable celebs is harder than it looks!

Ch-ch-check out our rude gal growing positively tingly at the prospect sharing her California Queen Bed with Brad Pitt (above)!

Ri moistens her mind-vagina for Sofia Vergara, and is asked to play for either Team Jacob or Team Edward, but that's just a prelude to the madness!

Ellen's real coup de grâce?

Asking the singer to choose between two beautiful and equally bangable boy-toys, Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling!!!

Ugh!!! Trick question!!

We choose both! WE CHOOSE BOTH!

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Vote 2012! The Final Twilight Weigh In:Team Edward Or Team Jacob?!

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Now that the Twilight saga is coming to an end with Twilight: Breaking Dawn-Part 2 entering theaters November 16th, are you still loyal to your original candidate in the Edward-Bella-Jacob love triangle election?

Or have the past four years changed your decision?!

Let us know and vote (below)!

Vote 2012! What Twilight team do YOU belong to?!

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Vote 2012! What Twilight team do YOU belong to?!

  • Team Jacob (35%)
  • Team Edward (65%)

Total Votes: 14,978

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Pattinson Sisters BEG R-Patz To Stay Single!

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We're guessing these two are Team Edward, LOLz!!

Lizzy and Victoria Pattinson are very protective over their heartbroken bro and the aren't hiding their displeasure with Snow White's dark indiscretions!

More ferocious than the most loyal of Twi-hards, the sisters do not want to see a KStew and R-Patz reunion any time soon!

A source says they're FURIOUS with her devious behavior and letting him

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