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Kristen Stewart Is Fatigued Onset Of Camp X-Ray!

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Forget Team Edward and Team Jacob, Kristen Stewart is clearly on Team America!

We'll wait until you finish patriotically high fiving your computer screen…

The Twilight star went "commando" (the non-scandalous way) by wearing full-on camo fatigues for the first day of shooting of Camp X-Ray on Wednesday.

The movie has her playing a solider assigned to a terrorist detention facility, where she ends up befriending one of the vampires inmates.

Whoa, sounds super serious! Maybe KStew is on the hunt for the only man missing in action in her life right now: a certain Robert Pattinson Oscar!!

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Twilight Actor's Piss-Poor Judgement Wins Him Probation & AA Meetings After Urinating In Airport!

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There is an old Volturi saying: "It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on."

Unfortunately, Bronson Pelletier is part of Team Jacob's pack and a few of Taylor Lautner's boys were never housebroken!!

And so it goes.

Bronson P. — get it?!? — will be forever remembered as the second-tier Twilight star who drunkenly peed on imprinted with the '70s carpeting at LAX, was sentenced by a judge today to two years probation and 52 court-ordered Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

The actor insisted he was innocent… which is HIGHlarious, considering his shenanigans were caught on camera.

Re-watch the awkward moment where Bronson drunkenly whips out his twi-hard peen and hairy amazeballz to mark his territory at the airport…AFTER THE JUMP!

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Rihanna Sprouts Barbadian Babe-Bonerz For Brad Pitt & Sofia Vergara!!

What happens when we die?

Did Leonardo DiCaprio's spinning top falter at the end of Inception??

Is there a genetic reason why blondes have more fun?!

We would rather answer those mind-bending questions a billion times over than be subjected to the impossible queries Ellen DeGeneres presented to Rihanna!!

RiRi played a rousing round of "Who Would You Rather" yesterday, but choosing between ultra-bangable celebs is harder than it looks!

Ch-ch-check out our rude gal growing positively tingly at the prospect sharing her California Queen Bed with Brad Pitt (above)!

Ri moistens her mind-vagina for Sofia Vergara, and is asked to play for either Team Jacob or Team Edward, but that's just a prelude to the madness!

Ellen's real coup de grâce?

Asking the singer to choose between two beautiful and equally bangable boy-toys, Channing Tatum and Ryan Gosling!!!

Ugh!!! Trick question!!

We choose both! WE CHOOSE BOTH!

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Vote 2012! The Final Twilight Weigh In:Team Edward Or Team Jacob?!

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Now that the Twilight saga is coming to an end with Twilight: Breaking Dawn-Part 2 entering theaters November 16th, are you still loyal to your original candidate in the Edward-Bella-Jacob love triangle election?

Or have the past four years changed your decision?!

Let us know and vote (below)!

Vote 2012! What Twilight team do YOU belong to?!

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Vote 2012! What Twilight team do YOU belong to?!

  • Team Jacob (35%)
  • Team Edward (65%)

Total Votes: 14,977

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Taylor Lautner Is Proud Of Kristen Stewart, But He Cannot Relate To The Cheating

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Taylor Lautner is nothing if not a loyal pup!

When the sky fell around his Twilight co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, he was careful to never pile on extra dramz!!

And, even in a recent Cosmopolitan interview, when he was basically begged to comment on the scandal, Jacob didn't chose sides.

But, he did slyly comment on the cheating scandal

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Taylor Lautner Just Flew In From Brazil And Boy Are His Glorious Biceps Tired!

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Ahhhh, Tay Tay!

Glorious, tanned, muscular, and appropriately veiny Tay Tay!!

Cameras caught up with the always beautiful — but never sparkly — Taylor Lautner at LAX yesterday! The Breaking Dawn: Part 2 star looked grateful to be home after his long promo tour in South America!

While Kristen Stewart ate tuna sashimi in Tokyo and Robert Pattinson cuddled koalas Down Under, Jacob pimped their motion picture from the other end of the Pacific, in Rio de Janeiro!!

We bet he really made an imprint on all the Brazilians he met, LOLz!!

We're sooooo glad Tay Tay landed safely, though we wish it were into our arms!!

The last film in the Twilight series premieres November 16. We're tearing up just thinking about it!!

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Robert Pattinson And Taylor Lautner Make Jeopardy Cameos!

While we never saw our two favorite supernatural hunks on the hit game show, we were thrilled Jeopardy even mentioned their names!!

In a recent episode, players were quizzed on Robert Pattinson's recent buzz cut and the name of the werewolf played by Taylor Lautner in Twilight!

Uhh, Team Jacob, where the HECK were you??

Ch-ch-check out blank stares from the contestants (above) as Alex Trebek lobs up a softball and all three of them whiff terribly!

We bet all the Twi-Hards in the audience were pulling their hair out!!

Oh, it's our turn…?

We'll take "Contestants Who Never Heard of Twilight Must Be Living Under a Rock" for $800, please, Alex! LOLz!!

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