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2013 MTV Movie Awards: We Know The NOMINEES! See The Complete List HERE!!

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The rambunctiously irreverent Rebel Wilson could clip her nails on network TV and we'd still DVR it!

You can imagine, then, how excited we were to watch her announce the nominees for the 2013 MTV Movie Awards this evening!

Django Unchained and Ted both received seven well-deserved nominations each!

The immaculate Jennifer Lawrence and the beautiful Bradley Cooper are early favorites in the Best Performance categories, as if there was any doubt!

No immediate snubs spring to mind, but we're mystified Magic Mike only received one nomination in the Best Shirtless Performance category!

We're happy to see Channing Tatum walk dance away with the award, but we are sad Joe Manganiello, Matthew McConaughey, and Matt Bomer didn't get any recognition for the greatest shirtless ensemble performance in the history of ever!!

Of course, Taylor Lautner might pull of an upset for his seXXXy twirl in Breaking Dawn - Part 2!

We were especially excited to see love spread around to the Oscar snubs: The Avengers, The Dark Knight Rises, and Pitch Perfect each received several nominations!

See the full list of potential winner and losers…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

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Mark Wahlberg Regrets Not Banging Chris Pine's Mom In Outer Space!!!

What is this man's secret?!

The dude flaunted ferocious abs and fabulous dance moves in his Calvin Klein skivvies back when Czechoslovakia was a country and somehow, 25 years later, Mark Wahlberg still looks like a freshly unwrapped present!

That isn't to say the Ted star is without regrets!

As it turns out, Marky Mark missed a chance to command his own spaceship in 2009's biggest and brightest blockbuster, Star Trek!

It's true!

Ch-ch-check out the clip (above) to hear the actor begrudgingly reveal how J.J. Abrams begged him to to play Chris Pine's ill-fated father in the franchise's fantastic reboot!

Apparently Wahlzie read the the sci-fi script, but passed because of the confusing pseudo-jargon and sexy alien beasts!

That bit role instead went to the Godly Chris Hemsworth, and look what it did for his career!

Hemmy went on to star in the second biggest film EVER and now his brother is engaged to Miley Cyrus!!

Wow! Hopefully Mark is available for Star Trek 3!

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Norah Jones' Oscar Song Gives The World Glorious Eargasms!

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Everybody Needs a Best Friend, it's true!

And we think we found ours!!

We choose Norah Jones! She's absolutely AH-mazing and so was her Oscar performance, with those silky vocals of hers!

Norah hit the stage at this year's ceremony, and while it's pretty hard to follow Adele, she managed to pull it off!

Ch-ch-check her out (above) singing the Oscar-nominated cut from Seth MacFarlane's HIGHlarious Ted!

Hooray for bestiez!!

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Norah Jones Brings A Bit Of Prom To The Oscars

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Norah Jones might have the voice of an angel, but she has the hair of a high school prom girl.

While we're totally looking forward to her performing Everybody Needs a Best Friend from Ted at the Oscars, we're not as excited about her red carpet look.

Norah chose a silver Tadashi Shoji dress that definitely added some sparkle to the red carpet.

Unfortunately, it didn't make her sparkle.

Hopefully, she brings it with her performance and makes up for this red carpet blunder.

[Image via Getty Images.]

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Mark Wahlberg And Ted To Present Oscar — But Where's Mila??

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What a wonderful future we live in!

We can't cure cancer yet, and nobody is leaving work in a flying car, but HEY — we can have a teddy bear voiced by Seth MacFarlane present an award at the Oscars with Mark Wahlberg!

We say that's a fair trade, LOLz!!

Ted, of course, is voiced by our host. Or is he? Maybe Ted is actually real, because he made this statement:

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