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Ted Cruz Is Going After His Opponent's Nickname — Here's Why That's The Dumbest Plan Of All Time…

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Ted Cruz now has an official opponent in the 2018 race for his Texas Senate seat. And he already has a strategy — going after Representative Beto O'Rourke's policies record nickname.

In his new political ad, a country jingle teases "Liberal Robert wanted to fit in, so he changed his name to Beto and hid it with a grin."

So Robert goes by Beto. So what? "Ted" Cruz's real name is Rafael.

Related: Ted Tried To Insult The Democrats By Calling Them 'The Party Of Lisa Simpson'

And if he doesn't want his Republican supporters to remember he's the son of an immigrant, nicknames probably aren't the best battlefield for him.

Of course, he can't be too proud of his Cuban heritage. Not when he's against a path to citizenship for DREAMers, citizenship for all children born in the U.S., and basically ANY immigration reform.

As for how Beto reacted, he'd prefer to keep things serious:

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Ted Cruz Just Tried To Insult The Democrats By Calling Them 'The Party Of Lisa Simpson' — And Twitter Can't Stop Laughing!

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Oh, Ted Cruz

In a hilarious self-own from the most disliked man in congress, the Texas Senator said in his CPAC speech on Thursday:

"The Democrats are the party of Lisa Simpson, and Republicans are happily the party of Homer, Bart, Maggie, and Marge."

LOLz, we're pretty sure he was going for the numbers there, but anyone who has seen a single episode of The Simpsons knows that Lisa is the smartest, most reasonable person in a town filled with lovable but insipid buffoons who need to be saved from themselves. LOLz.

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Of course, we weren't the only ones who couldn't help but smack around Cruz after such an idiotic gaffe!

See some of the best Twitter responses (below)!

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Mark Hamill & Ted Cruz Have An EPIC Twitter Brawl! PLUS Some Of The Other Strangest 'Star Wars' We've Seen On Social Media!

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It's not surprising to see Ted Cruz finding new enemies. Even everyone in his party hates him.

But Mark Hamill?? The star of the number one movie in the country? LUKE FREAKIN' SKYWALKER HIMSELF??

Video: The Last Jedi Cast Take A Star Wars Character Quiz — And Find Out They're All Cast Wrong!

Yep. It's just the latest crazy celebrity feud brought us by social media.

It all started when the Star Wars: The Last Jedi star gave FCC chair Ajit Pai a Twitter lashing for his insanely patronizing video calming everyone's fears about the repeal of net neutrality (which happened to feature a cameo by a right wing pizzagate conspiracy theorist, btw):

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Ted Cruz Gives CNN Interview About That 'Screw-Up' Porn Like! WATCH!

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Whatever you say dude…

As we reported, on Monday evening, the Internet erupted in laughter after Ted Cruz's official Twitter page "liked" a graphic video from an account named @SexuallPosts.

On Wednesday, the Senator spoke to CNN where he once again denies clicking the heart button on some steamy porno!

Related: Porn Stars React To Ted Cruz Liking Porn

The politician said:

"We had a staffer who accidentally hit the wrong button. And it was a screw-up… As soon as we found out about it, we pulled it down."

While Cruz has identified the "staffer," he refuses to name the naughty employee.

"I'm not going to out the fella."

Oh, and the 46-year-old wants you to know it DEFINITELY wasn't him!

"It was not me and it's not going to happen again… Look, we have a whole team of people that have access to the account. Part of running a campaign, running an operation, is you have a whole team."

Where there's smoke, there's fire!

Ch-ch-check out the clip (below)!

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Porn Stars React To Ted Cruz Liking Porn — WATCH!

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We'll be honest. We laughed our asses off when Ted Cruz "liked" a porn video on his official Twitter account.

The idea of the smug, squeaky clean Texas Senator getting caught checking out sex vids after a career of working to illegalize sex toys, reduce women's access to birth control, and so on really cracked us up.

Related: Obviously, Ted Is Blaming Someone Else…

But for porn stars, it turns out it's not so funny. More… just gross!

Funny Or Die brought together adult performers Joanna Angel, Mercedes Carrera, Dana DeArmond, Mandy Muse, and Jaclyn Taylor to talk about how they felt knowing Ted might have watched their videos.

And they are NOT happy! Ch-ch-check out the NSFW reactions (below)!

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PewDiePie Is Still RACIST! Ted Cruz Loves Porn! And…

PewDiePie is still RACIST! Fact!!

Also, Ted Cruz really loves porn!

Talking trans issues and correct terminology.

Should white people ever use the N word?

Farrah Abraham and her vagina!

Victoria Beckham fibs!

Sending love to Katie Price and so much more!

Watch! Enjoy! SHARE!

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Senator Ted Cruz Blames 'Staffing Issue' For Liked XXX Video On Twitter!

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Ted Cruz was NOT the one who liked a pornographic video via his verified Twitter page.

Or, at least, that's what he has told the press. As we previously reported, the Texas senator and former presidential hopeful had tongues waggin' this week when the politician's Twitter account liked a graphic video from a page named @SexuallPosts. Oh man.

Related: Kellyanne Conway Is A Fan Of Hillary Clinton?!

We knew we'd be getting some sort of excuse from the senator, especially since the like made the explicit content pop up on thousands of his followers' timelines.

BTW, the like has since been removed.

In regards to the social media snafu, the 46-year-old stated:

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