Holy Green Peen, The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn Parody Is Real! See The Ridiculous NSFW Trailer!
It had to happen eventually, we guess…
With another Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live action film coming June 3, the heroes on the half shell are hotter than ever!
So of course some very enterprising porn producers have created a XXX parody — called Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles!
It even stars pornstar April O'Neil as reporter April O'Neil. LOOK AWAY, Megan Fox! Hey, you too Brian Austin Green… LOLz!
Thankfully it's only available on adult website WoodRocket.com, so parental confusion at the local video store is a thing of the past! Just imagine the therapy bills if a kid accidentally saw this! Eesh!
Ch-ch-check out the incredibly silly NSFW (for language) trailer (above)!