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Nadine Coyle Preps First Tesco Single!

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Oooh! This sounds clASSy!

Former Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle will reportedly release her first single EXCLUSIVELY THROUGH TESCO later this year, which is set to be called Insatiable!

Ha! Maybe as part of her contract with the supermarket chain, she's legally required to only release music that has to do with their food, or her desire to eat it!

LOLs!

Good luck with that album, bb!

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Nadine Coyle To Exclusively Sell Her Debut Album - At TESCO!

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Seriously, Nadine?

Just go back to Girls Aloud!

The singer's attempt at a solo career has officially hit a new low - as she's signed with British supermarket chain Tesco to exclusively release her upcoming album at their stores!

A source reveals:

"Tesco will sell her album exclusively to their customers and it won't be available anywhere else, and being able to work on the music that she wants was the main reason for going with Tesco. She's decided who she's wanted to work with from the start. She's in control of every single decision - from the writers, the producers and the collaborators - and wants to produce her dream album. She didn't want to be a puppet for a record company. She's planning a year of publicity, performing on her own and creating a brand for herself. She hasn't started to think about when she will return to the band - or even if she will."

What a disaster!

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It's Not The Candwich, But…

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If you are a guido off to college where yo momma can't whip you up a lasagna to snack on, this might just hit the spot!

Tesco supermarket chains are now offering the world's first lasagna sandwich. Served cold, the sandwich contains "two thick slices of bread and a filling of diced beef in a tomato and herb sauce layered with cooked pasta sheets and a creamy cheddar, ricotta and mayonnaise dressing."

Yummy!

The company insists the new delicacy is healthy, but sources have taken a closer look at the product and found out just how NOT healthy it is!

According to sources, eating a Tesco lasagne-sandwich is the equivalent of having two McDonald’s cheeseburgers. There is a whooping 565 calories in each little sammy!

Wow! We're not going anywhere NEAR one of those! (Though it is very tempting!)

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Give Your Boobs An Instant Lift

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Wanna give your bubbies a lift without the surgery? Then maybe you should try this!

The InstantLift bra, which will be sold at Tesco, is said to "boost your confidence" otherwise known as your small tittays without going under the knife.

The one-size fits all crazy looking design is essentially a backwards bra that snaps in the front that relies on a single piece of elastic to lift those puppies up.

So high tech!

Oh and it'll also make you stand up straight, but we're guessing that's just a bonus.

While it sounds like a good idea, those who have tried it says the extra hooks are annoying and probably a turn off for most guys.

Would U wear an InstantLift???

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