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Awkward! Lance Armstrong Draws The Card About His Missing Ball While Playing Cards Against Humanity!

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So… this happened.

Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong was sitting around playing Cards Against Humanity the other night when he drew a pretty coincidental card about himself!

We all know 2 things:

1. Lance’s scrotum has been single-occupancy since having to have a testicle removed following a cancer scare in the mid-90s.
2. Cards Against Humanity isn't the classiest game (and that's what makes it amazing).

Which is why him pulling out the card that said, “Lance Armstrong’s missing testicle,” is so HIGHlarious!

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Man Selling One Of His Testicles Doesn't Think He's Nuts!

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Apparently when a man sells one of his testicles for $35k, that means he's frugal. You see, because he only needs one — so why WOULDN'T he sell the other one for a boatload of cash??

Mark Parisi really does view the decision as frugality, not weird!

The Las Vegas resident said this about his decision to get one of this balls removed:

"What you do is you go in and you donate one of your testicles, they replace it with an artificial one and when you check out after 14 days you get a check for $35,000."

Apparently Mark is a marketer for an upscale coffee shop and bakery, who also loves participating in clinical trials. Well, as much as someone can possibly love it — because it helps him to avoid

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