This is awful!
And makes us kind of never want to eat pizza again!!!
A pizzeria called Georgetown's Papa Murphy's Pizza in Texas may have a shortage of customers once this story gets passed around the neighborhood!
Apparently a teenage employee at the pizza shop admitted to rubbing his, *ahem*, testicles all over a customer's pizza, but his reasons for such an atrocious act are seriously confounding!
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