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Teen Admits To Rubbing His Testicles On A Customer's Pizza!! And The Reason Why Will ENRAGE You!

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This is awful!

And makes us kind of never want to eat pizza again!!!

A pizzeria called Georgetown's Papa Murphy's Pizza in Texas may have a shortage of customers once this story gets passed around the neighborhood!

Apparently a teenage employee at the pizza shop admitted to rubbing his, *ahem*, testicles all over a customer's pizza, but his reasons for such an atrocious act are seriously confounding!

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This Spa Will Light Your Balls On Fire! There's No Other Way To Say It, Actually!

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Great balls of fire!!!

That was only one pun of literally a million available on the heels of this story!

A spa in China's Fujian province is doing things that no where else has done before, and we're not sure why anywhere else would actually want to.

They're doing a thing called 'fire therapy' and here's the process:

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WTF?? Pet Dogs Are Being Stolen From Thailand & Killed To Make Leather Golf Gloves Out Of Their WHAT?!

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This is sickening to even think about.

Pet owners in Thailand are on the lookout these days afters hundreds of dog remains were found in a forest near the border of Laos.

Police believe that Thai criminals stole the dogs and smuggled them out there before they skinned the canines alive — to make leather gloves.

One disturbing revelation is that a certain leather golf glove, which is popular in China, is made from the skin of dogs'

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Jeremy Piven Praises Tom Hardy’s Balls! Look At How Much These Besties With Testes Love Each Other!

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Jeremy Piven has a TOTAL hard-on for Tom Hardy’s acting abilities!

Chyeah, who doesn’t?! Guy’s awesome!

When Fault magazine asked JP who his acting idol was, he let it all hang out and spilled that Tom tops his list of guys who he admires the most!

But it was the way that he said it that made this quote just too good to pass up!

Jeremy gushed:

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Testicle Eating Fish Found In Illinois Lake!!

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Oh boy… oh jeez… oh wow… this… this is horrifying!!

There's a fish known as the Pacu that is an exotic fish, in the same family as piranhas.

While a piranha has jagged teeth, a Pacu has teeth much like a human's!

These fish are infamous for killing men by ripping off their testicles!!

That seriously sounds like the most terrifying thing EVERRR!

Ball eating fish! Don't go swimming in Illinois!

Check out the video (above) to get a look at the most awful fish ever!!

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Miguel Dances Around His DUI Charge So Quickly It Makes Us Dizzy! Hear What He Said HERE!

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Like a captured TV soldier stonewalling his interrogators, Miguel wasn't giving out anything other than his name, rank, and serial number species!!

Cameras finally caught up to the talented artist after last month's DUI arrest, and you might be surprised by what he said!

Instead of clarification, he hit us with a mouthful of legalese!

Miguel revealed:

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WWE's Randy Orton BLASTED In The Shame Grapes By A Fan! Arrest Made!

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Have you ever been a fan of someone so much that you rush them where they work and then punch them really hard in the testicles??

NOPE! But THIS guys thinks it's okay to do that!

In the video (above), which is a little — okay, a lot — shaky at first, you see WWE star Randy Orton get WRECKED by a fan right in the diablo marbles! OUCH!

It's funny to listen to the fans, too! They almost thought this random dude was part of the show, until the music cut out and security rushed the stage! The fan was promptly arrested!

And for good reason!

Can't have random weirdos running up to the talent and slamming their seed factories! That's NO BUENO!

Hope the divorce dust has settled down, Randy! Get some ice!

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